Chloe Clifford

Creative lady, mama and wife. Always hungry, a bit cheeky, mostly batshit.

[Chloe Clifford @chloetc_]

@PostOffice for Darlington’s town centre spot, this is a bit crap, don’t you think? Having one member of staff on in the run-up to Christmas?!

[Chloe Clifford @chloetc_]

@bumble someone is using my email address for Bumble, but it’s not me. Please can you advise on how to remove its use?

[Chloe Clifford @chloetc_]

Oh and aioli is eye-oh-lee, not bloody ally-olly

[Chloe Clifford @chloetc_]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but it’s actually crème pat-iss-ee-air, not pat-iss-er-ee, and espresso is actaully ess-press-oh, not express-oh

[Chloe Clifford @chloetc_]

@RoseSkinCo how quickly are you shipping after an order is placed?

[paige @BonerWizard]

me at 3am trying to decide if I want a spoon of peanut butter or a handful of shredded cheese as a snack

[Chloe Clifford @chloetc_]

Can hear er*ctions popping up across the uk in response to Maya Jama’s #LoveIsland final outfit

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

he said lgbtq rights

[Chloe Clifford @chloetc_]

Is this not the single most ratchet episode of @MasterChefUK ever to grace the telly? 😂 I am crying at the Turkish dogs getting fed

[Chloe Clifford @chloetc_]

@DunelmService @DunelmUK taken receipt of a Zoe sofa bed this morning and absolutely appalled that we have been left to get it up 3 flights of stairs. The delivery men could barely lift the box out of the van. WTF are we supposed to do?!

[Chloe Clifford @chloetc_]

There’s a reason our three year old son says “the tories suck” when he sees a blue election placard.

[Cary Cooper @ProfCaryCooper]

This is how the UK govt is perceived in the US

[Chloe Clifford @chloetc_]

@KeithP53 Let me know if you ever plan on visiting @KeithP53 - not far from me x

[Chloe Clifford @chloetc_]

@CourtzJayne *xo

[Chloe Clifford @chloetc_]

@CourtzJayne Message them homie. Having kids is hard but your mates will get it so

[Chloe Clifford @chloetc_]

@Nick_Offerman you are an absolute masterpiece. How you can make someone cry with laughter and weep with sorrow to such a degree is beyond me.

[Chloe Clifford @chloetc_]

My face is melted

[Periphery @PeripheryBand]

ICYMI...This Thursday, January 12th, we're dropping the first two singles from our new record, Periphery V: Djent Is Not A Genre. Not only will pre-orders go live with the singles, but later that afternoon we're releasing a video for "Wildfire", one of the tracks.

[Chloe Clifford @chloetc_]

@DPDgroup_news Hi, I've already sent you a DM. Thanks

[Chloe Clifford @chloetc_]

@DPDgroup_news hi please can you advise on what's going on at your Hinckley depot? I have sent you a DM as my order status is delayed for the second day running.

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

What’s the terminal velocity of a squirrel? (Dinner conversation, I’ve had a drink admittedly)

[Chloe Clifford @chloetc_]

I know this lass and she had a dog, a really nice dog, like the goodest of good bois, and from what I can see this dog was literally her soulmate. Anyway the dog unfortunately passed away and honestly I'm done. What is this madness? How do you resurrect a dog? Does anyone know?