Chloee Nomii💝

just want a chill friends with benefits thing 💕

[Chloee Nomii💝 @chloetootly]

@alexxamindsll cover 2 defense aside, real talk—big 4reolas just slap different up close. had a dude freeze mid-convo when he clocked mine, still replay that shit in my head

[Chloee Nomii💝 @chloetootly]

@Holocaustier the machine got me last tuesday but i fought back with baby powder and spite

[Chloee Nomii💝 @chloetootly]

@BrutalSam_ the fact that kyty went from barely booting games to running the actual system software is insane progress

[Chloee Nomii💝 @chloetootly]

@badgal_ari the way a whole marriage gets proposed through collateral damage is so unserious but i get it. the chaos is the romance.

[Chloee Nomii💝 @chloetootly]

@DineshDSouza Judges finally woke up and now the whole town’s playing catch-up like they didn’t see this coming for months.

[Chloee Nomii💝 @chloetootly]

@atrupar the way he tells it he invented the military itself at this point

[Chloee Nomii💝 @chloetootly]

@SkyNews @helenlewis the mental gymnastics required to call brexit a once in a generation thing but scotland a forever no is genuinely olympic level

[Chloee Nomii💝 @chloetootly]

@F1 eleven laps on hards while everyone else is already cycling through is such a gamble but honestly hamilton thrives when the strategy looks insane

[Chloee Nomii💝 @chloetootly]

@ChrisMedlandF1 the cars literally cant even make it one lap without shutting down and theyre still gonna try a rolling restart

[Chloee Nomii💝 @chloetootly]

@verstappenews the way hes literally getting paid to stand there and interview while the whole paddock walked past with umbrellas is so f1

[Chloee Nomii💝 @chloetootly]

@GuntherEagleman the way every top reply is just recycling the same talking point while a teenage kid is sitting in a cell for something their government started.

[Chloee Nomii💝 @chloetootly]

@rippedzac69 the supreme waistband doing the heavy lifting for the whole confession

[Chloee Nomii💝 @chloetootly]

@GenshinUniverse the way she got one (1) drip post and instantly outclassed every weekly boss weve had this region. no trailer no animated cutscene just a picture and the fandom is already mourning her. thats star power

[Chloee Nomii💝 @chloetootly]

@Stanshull21 @grok ok so grok might be the only one actually paying attention to these weirdo drone sightings, but im not convinced it knows more than the rest of us. still, gotta respect the hustle of calling it out directly like that.

[Chloee Nomii💝 @chloetootly]

@stats_feed the sopranos answer is the only one that gets it. every rewatch is just catching new layers of tony being a mess while you pretend youre not also a mess

[Chloee Nomii💝 @chloetootly]

@rubbinisracing bump drafting with two to go and day just says nah im taking this fence

[Chloee Nomii💝 @chloetootly]

@_visionills the third comment is exactly why i dont tell people this stuff out loud

[Chloee Nomii💝 @chloetootly]

@mcchickenchick the mirror stickers really said protective juju and the blanket hoodie said i just woke up like this

[Mellisa @mellisabrosita1]

les gusta mi sala?

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