chloroptera

Engineer, athlete, painter, poker player, gamer, finance / sports buff.

[chloroptera @chloroptera]

I’ve proven the moon landing was faked, #NASA ! Ran some of the landing “pictures” through the Ghibli filter and they CAME OUT UNCHANGED!

Mathematically this only can happen if the originals were faked!!!

Tell your friends!!!!!

[chloroptera @chloroptera]

Sorry to bring you actual information but CA had a Republican governor for 7 years after that fire (2003-2011)…

[RaisingPatriots @raisingpatriots]

@micsolana This is a current photo but is relevant. These are burned teees from a fire that wiped out our community 20 years ago. Why doesn’t Newsom have to clean up his land?

[chloroptera @chloroptera]

One positive of NIL is I don’t have to waste energy wondering how these college kids can afford the double sleeves plus full back tattoos.

#NCAABasketball #NIL

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@mscccc If I had that kind of big picture thinking personally, I wouldn’t settle for less than CTO?

[chloroptera @chloroptera]

And the tag game failed me with the baseball include. Sorry for invading your timeline.

[chloroptera @chloroptera]

Which side would you take on a 64 over/under for the number of “Jaylen”’s [1] participating in the Men’s NCAA BBall tourney 2024?

1 - Including alt spellings.

@NCAABaseball @MarchMadnessMBB

[chloroptera @chloroptera]

And what is your guess for the equivalent name for women this year?

@MarchMadnessWBB

[chloroptera @chloroptera]

Which side would you take on a 64 over/under for the number of “Jaylen”’s [1] participating in the Men’s NCAA BBall tourney 2024?

1 - Including alt spellings.

@NCAABaseball @MarchMadnessMBB

[chloroptera @chloroptera]

Story of my life - tryin’ to be a low key rebel by putting the sock with the ‘L’ on my right foot and realizing later that it was just the size.

[chloroptera @chloroptera]

@trevor_bradley @kareem_carr Agreed.
But “… and they now understand it when before they didn’t” makes the poll super confusing and often is more about your audience at that point. 🤣

[chloroptera @chloroptera]

@Duaghhg @MTGNerdGirl Sorry: I knew it would be triggering so I didn’t include the “large garlic fries”, but it had to be done…

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@Stambrah @Rivis666 @MTGNerdGirl Cheater incoming?

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CA Weather Forecast: we mean it, it’s really gonna rain this time!

CA Weather: hold my beer…

[chloroptera @chloroptera]

@polemicuss @nntaleb Except for the part where VO2 max is literally *per kilogram* ?

[eEric @ericsshadow]

8am: egg white omelette (no cheese)

12pm: one apple, one banana, one yogurt

6pm: chicken Caesar salad (light dressing)

8pm: small frozen yogurt

830pm: a few hard pretzels

845pm: two Oreos

850pm: four Oreos

853pm: eight Oreos

9pm: grilled cheese

930pm: Pizza Hut

[chloroptera @chloroptera]

Not a billionaire so can’t afford a Supreme Court justice but I’ve got my eye on a late model traffic court clerk on layaway.

[chloroptera @chloroptera]

As a constitutional originalist, he doesn’t have to believe in any laws passed since, what, 1800, right?

[Keith Boykin @keithboykin]

So, Clarence Thomas’s excuse for violating the law requiring him to disclose his trips paid for by his billionaire Republican donor is that he didn’t know the rules had changed recently but it’s his “intent to follow this guidance in the future.” 😏

https://t.co/ft5eYANLnR

[chloroptera @chloroptera]

LLM chat technologies like #ChatGPT and #Bard will turn out to be like the automated ship in WALL-E except for our intellects.

[chloroptera @chloroptera]

My favorite part of any #ncaabasketball game is when both teams are out of time outs.

[chloroptera @chloroptera]

Tried some of my wife’s volume enhancing conditioner.

Now I can’t sleep my hair is so loud.