chloë

there’s this guy who invented this car, and it runs on water man

[💋𝓜𝓲𝓭𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 🌑 @nemuriwi]

My boobs are so big because that’s where I store all of my anger

[૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა @maidenprincesss]

the way i just thought of this now😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Sir Norman of Nowhere. 🏴‍☠️ @Normanjam67]

A new name for the working class, 'lower-value human capital'.
They don't give a shit about you and your family.

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

when the outfit you had planned doesn't come out how you wanted and now you are about to be late

[davey @justdaveyjustin]

The arts and humanities are essential for human flourishing and I will die on that hill

[bread and poses @breadandposes]

9% income tax is quite a lot of tax for people with rich parents to be able to opt out of

[🐝 @speziaIs]

Never falling for this PR, not going to pay for something that was a good free service all through my childhood just because they’re making the free service worse

[culture @notgwendalupe]

we reached the point where High School Musical is as old as Grease was when our parents would talk about it to us

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Four white men have more wealth than half the planet… & you still think a brown immigrant is why you’re struggling? 😭😭 Explain that to me like I’m five.

[Greg Double @Dubstep1988]

How Harriet started tonight vs how Harriet ended tonight. #TheTraitors

[Joezempic 💉 @JoeWritesThings]

Me after being given "constructive criticism" #TheTraitors

[amanda ☭⚢ @bbonjourkitty]

unfortunately my politics are rooted in a deep love for humanity and the exhausting belief that a new world is possible

[trash jones @jzux]

(pointing and laughing) this guy thinks fiction doesn’t help you develop as a person!

[Fuckin’ Princess @8WithaTiara]

I grieved the death of Ned Stark longer than Erika Kirk has mourned her husband.

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

when people say “stop being political” what they really mean is the system works fine for me and you’re ruining my vibe by reminding me it’s built on other peoples pain

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

A lot of you are under the mistaken impression that progress means advances in tech. Real progress is kids who are literate, free meals for public school students, a culture in which human art & poetry are celebrated. We're regressing rapidly & the only way forward is to read.

[Madelaine Hanson @MadelaineLucyH]

Why don’t women do *insert job that was legally barred to them until the 1970s, requires early and highly specific gate-kept training, and is dominated by a famously misogynistic masculine culture rife with sexual harassment and abuse*