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[Nana @ronavioleta]

Ingat...ingat....

[Upir @chocopier_]

@vier4x4 Rakyat susah susah kerja, eh pemerintah nya enakk bet korupsi. The real dijajah sesama warga indonesia:")

[Info Jateng @Jateng_Twit]

Lur

[Sebelah Kampus @Sebelahkampus]

ada keracunan masal, tapi gada yang dipenjara.

kenapa?

karna yang keracunan bukan anak kapolda.

shame on you @DivHumas_Polri

[MANTO @KangManto123]

Anjaii, Rocky Gerung ngegas...

[Novie Anwar @BarisanOpOsisi]

Pemimpin yang bodoh lahir dari tangan pemilih yang bodoh.
(Jenderal Besar Soedirman)

Akhir zaman kekuasaan dipegang oleh orang2 bodoh dan zalim.

#RipIndonesiaKu

[KakekHalal @KakekHalal]

Agree

[KakekHalal @KakekHalal]

Fix Kepala BGN Dadan Hindayana sdh selayaknya utk dipecat !!!

[🌹🌹𝑅𝐼𝒜 🌹🌹 @RakyatBerbisik]

"NASIB GURU HONORER"

Beliau adalah pak Alvi guru honorer mapel IPS di MTS Sukabumi ‼️‼️

Selama 36th jadi guru honorer,harus mulung selesai mengajar untuk cukupi hidup sehari2 📌

😭😭

[txt onlineshop @txtdarionlshop]

Terlalu banyak cobaan 🥲

[King Purwa @BosPurwa]

Hari ke-461 MBG
Blm ada audit BPK secara nasional
Pdhl di lapangan:
- Msh ada kasus keracunan makanan
- Ada dugaan dapur SPPG fiktif
- Kualitas makanan gak standar
- Tata kelola ribet, distribusi kompleks
- Kasus pengadaan motor listrik 2,4 T
- Dana digunakan hampir 100 T

WHY?

[Mang Agus (Truth Arc) @MangAgus_10]

Sekedar mengingatkan biar gak kaget dan tiba tiba jadi pelupa

[Shela ‘Oxfara’ Sundawa @oxfara]

Judul programnya makan bergizi gratis, anggaran buat beli motor 42 juta sebanyak 31.000!!! Giliran buat anggaran makanan anak2nya malah cuman 10.000 / anak. Dimana logikanya?

[Boy Candra @dsuperboy]

Seru juga ya negara orang, guru-guru disuruh mengajar ikhlas, kepala dapur diberi fasilitas. Mantab, Barkelas, Gas!

[MBG Jelek @menuembegejelek]

Kan, sepekan lebih tanpa ada pendistribusian embege ternyata enggapapa, kan? 🙂

[piee @noopiieeeeee]

Prabowo Subianto sini tak ajarin ngurus negara dgn cara yg paling mudah.
1. Stop MBG
2. Stop Koperasi Merah Putih
3. Tutup Kementerian yang tidak berguna, sisakan 10-15 Kementerian
4. Hapus Jabatan Wakil Menteri
5. Bubarkan DPR atau Potong Gaji Anggota DPR
6. Potong Gaji Pejabat.
7.tambah in......
kita nih lelah liat kelakuan pejabat2 ini😪😪

[Hanif | AI For Productivity @hanifproduktif]

HP Android/iPhone lo lemot bukan karena RAM kecil dan udah berumur.

Tapi karena WhatsApp lo yang jadi gudang sampah digital.

Gue punya HP 128GB, setahun kemudian muncul "Storage Running Out". Pas dicek, 20GB isinya sampah WA.

Ini cara gue bersihin tanpa kehilangan chat penting:

[Fatima Saleh @Meenerl4]

The Ultimate Dua' list for LAYLATUL QADR!

1. Allahumma innaka 'afuwwun, tuhibbul-'afwa, fa'fu 'anni
اَللَّهُمَّ اِنَّكَ عَفُوٌّ ، تُحِبُّ الْعَفْوَ فَاعْفُ عَنِّي
(O Allah, You are Most Forgiving, and You love forgiveness; so forgive me).

2. "LAA ILAAHA ILLAA ANTA SUBHAANAKA INNY KUNTU MINATHAULIMEEN"

لا إله إلا أنت سبحانك إني كنت من الظالمين
“There is none worthy of worship except You. You are pure. Verily I am amongst the oppressors.” [Al-'Anbya' : 87]

3. Rabbi Inneee A-o’od’u Bika An As-alaka Maa Laysa Lee Bihee I’lm Wa Illaa Taghfirlee Wa Tarh’amneee Akum Minal Khaasireen

"My Lord, I seek refuge in You from asking that of which I have no knowledge. And unless You forgive me and have mercy upon me, I will be among the losers." (Surat Hūd, 11: 47)

4. Astaghfirullah al-ladhi la ilaha illa huwal hayyul qayyum wa atubu ilayhi

*أسْتَغْفِرُ اللهَ الَّذِي لا إلَهَ إلا هُوَ الحَيُّ القَيُومُ وَأتُوبُ إلَيهِ*
It says in hadith, whoever says it three times his sins will be forgiven even if he should have run away from the battlefield.

5. Subhan Allah wa bhihamdihi
Whoever says it hundred times, his sins will be forgiven though they may be as much as the foam of the sea.

6. La ilaha illallahu wahdahu la shareeka lah lahul mulku wa lahaul hamdu wa huwa ala kuli shay’in qadeer

7. "Allahumma inni zalamtu nafsi zulman kathiran wa la ya'ghfirudh dhunuuba illa anta fa'ghfir li ma'ghfiratan min ‘indika warhamni innaka antal ‘ghafurur rahim."

"O Allah, I have greatly wronged myself and You alone can forgive sins, so grant me forgiveness from you and have mercy on me. You are the forgiving and Merciful One.

8. Allahumm-aghfir li, warhamni, wa-hdini, wa 'afini, warzuqni"

O Allah! Forgive me, have mercy on me, guide me, guard me against harm and provide me with sustenance and salvation." [Muslim]

9. Rabbana thalamna anfusana wa in lam taghfirlana watar hamna lana koonanna minal khasireen [7:23]

''Our Lord ! we have sinned against ourselves and unless You grant us forgiveness and bestow Your mercy upon us, we shall most certainly be lost''

10. Astaghfirullaaha wa 'atoobu 'ilayhi.
I seek the forgiveness of Allah and repent to Him. (Recite one hundred times in Arabic during the day)
It is reported in Saheeh Muslim that Prophet Muhammad SAWS said: “I seek forgiveness one hundred times in a day.” [Muslim]

11. Rabbi, inni lima anzalta ilaya min khairin faqeer

ربِّ إني لمآ أنزلت إلي من خير فقير
"O My Lord! Truly am I in (desperate) need of any good that You bestow on me!" (Qur’an: 28:24)

12. Allahuma inni as-aluka‘ilman nafi’an wa rizqan tayyiban wa ‘amalan matqaballa.

اللّهُـمَّ إِنِّـي أَسْأَلُـكَ عِلْمـاً نافِعـاً وَرِزْقـاً طَيِّـباً ،وَعَمَـلاً
مُتَقَـبَّلاً
(O Allah, I ask You for knowledge which is beneficial and sustenance which is good, and deeds which are acceptable.)

13. Allahuma a’inni ‘aladhikrika washukrika wahusni‘ibadatika.

اللّهُـمَّ أَعِـنِّي عَلـى ذِكْـرِكَ وَشُكْـرِك ، وَحُسْـنِ عِبـادَتِـك
(O Allah, help me to remember You, to thank You, and to worship You in the best of manners.)

14. Allahumma inni ‘audhubika min al-hammi wal huzani,wal ‘ajzi wal kasali, wal bukhli wal jubni, wa dala’ad-dayni wa ghalabatir-rijâl.

اللَّهُمَّ إِنِّي أَعُوذُ بِكَ مِنْ الْهَمِّ وَالْحُزْنِ وَالْعَجْزِ وَالْكَسَلِ وَالْبُخْلِ وَالْجُبْنِ وَضَلَعِ الدَّيْنِ وَغَلَبَةِ الرِّجَالِ

“O Allah, I take refuge in You from anxiety and sorrow, weakness and laziness, miserliness and cowardice, the burden of debts and from being overpowered by men.” [Bukhari]

15. Allaahumma laa sahla illaa maa ja‛altahu sahlan, wa anta taj‛al-ul-ḥazna idhaa shi’ta sahlan.

اللَّهُمَّ لَا سَهْلَ إِلَّا مَا جَعَلْتَهُ سَهْلًا ، وَأَنْتَ تَجْعَلُ الْحَزْنَ إِذَا شِئْتَ سَهْلًا

O Allah, there is no ease except in that which You have made easy, and You make the difficulty, if You wish, easy.

ALLAH HAS FULL ABILITY TO GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT! AND ONLY HE (SWT) HAS THAT ABILITY.

[Imelda @mechnclgrl]

The power of doa 🤍

Saat terdesak, amalkan doa Nabi Yunus:
“Laa ilaha illa anta, subhanaka inni kuntu minaz-zalimin.”

Saat ingin urusan dimudahkan, baca doa Nabi Musa:
“Rabbisyrahli shodri, wa yassirli amri, wahlul ‘uqdatan min lisani, yafqohu qouli.”

Saat meminta petunjuk dan perlindungan, amalkan doa Nabi Muhammad:
“Allahumma inni as-aluka ‘ilman naafi’an, wa rizqan thayyiban, wa ‘amalan mutaqabbalan.”