Leah Mountford

Theatrical, arty, geeky, gobby, not a heterosexual, possibly an actual kitten. She/her 💗💜💙

[Leah Mountford @choctopus]

Just in case twitter does implode, I'm leah_kmr on instagram.

[Leah Mountford @choctopus]

@Deedumsbun I'm glad you're getting to share the load some, I hope it's less tiring than you're expecting <3 <3 <3

[Leah Mountford @choctopus]

@Deedumsbun That is a bad teacher! I'm so sorry you've had to go through that <3

[Leah Mountford @choctopus]

anyone else looking to make the jump I have bluesky codes just shout

[Leah Mountford @choctopus]

@awpchristie @thehistoryguy There's a lot of babies born in socially conservative times and places at 8 months with miraculously normal full-term birthweight. The note about family wrangling suggests the possibility his parents got impatient waiting for everything to be official

[Leah Mountford @choctopus]

@Deedumsbun I hope it's not something you have to get too involved with

[Vagina Museum @vagina_museum]

This week is #TransAwarenessWeek! Everyone can do with a dose of learning and celebration of the trans community, so we're having a sale! Get 10% off everything in our Trans and Non-Binary Collection with the code TRANSISBEAUTIFUL https://t.co/L55Pr9Jfhf

Sale ends Monday 20th.

[Leah Mountford @choctopus]

@PeachSaliva we had our spawn in a skeleton onesie last year, a very good look and not too hard to DIY if you have a solid coloured onesie and white felt or fabric paint

[Leah Mountford @choctopus]

on bluesky, trying to follow as many of my twitter following list as I can find before this site is entirely dead https://t.co/W8proGh5az

[Leah Mountford @choctopus]

@vagina_museum possible the closest actual research is 2018 ig Nobel winner: “Validation of a Functional Pyelocalyceal Renal Model for the Evaluation of Renal Calculi Passage While Riding a Roller Coaster,” Doesn't seem very applicable to obstetrics.

[Leah Mountford @choctopus]

@Deedumsbun Good luck babe! call us if you need to get away for breaks <3

[Sci X South West @scixsw]

AN EXTRAVAGANZA OF KNOWLEDGEABLE COMEDIANS 🥳 tickets coming soon ... @WardrobeTheatre #scicom #bristolcomedy #scicomm

[Leah Mountford @choctopus]

@PeachSaliva You've got a few months yet before he can try to steal the controllers at least!

[Leah Mountford @choctopus]

@crudengold Congratulations!

[Leah Mountford @choctopus]

@SoVeryBritish very fond of the understatedness of "miffed"

[Leah Mountford @choctopus]

@PeachSaliva @PatStaresAt you *tidy* before so they can get at what they need to properly clean

[Leah Mountford @choctopus]

Congratulations to the props person who made the artwork from the opening bit there, it's horrible I love it #SewingBee

[Leah Mountford @choctopus]

Watching Nugget very carefully pour water from one cup to another. Then pour it from the second cup directly past the first one and into their lap.

[Leah Mountford @choctopus]

I miss the drizzly, unremarkable summers of my childhood

[Leah Mountford @choctopus]

Delightful to see Lizzie so pleased with her handiwork #SewingBee