Austin

Lover of baseball & Jenna. Claims Adjuster for an Insurance company. The Prequels are good. Joey Votto is the goat.

[Austin @Choobalka17]

So I did a thing. @jennuh_mahree

[Austin @Choobalka17]

@bcasey55 @BrandonEffDub You and the fam are hitting Bora Bora? Very nice.

[TMZ @TMZ]

🚨 Dr. Anthony Fauci pleads the Fifth during pandemic response Senate hearing.

Credit: Fox News

[Austin @Choobalka17]

@DustinDietz18 @OhFFSAnthony @IamBradC Yall are just too old to get it.

[Austin @Choobalka17]

@burritofetus Congratulations on the new addition to the Taco fam!

[Austin @Choobalka17]

Wow I didn’t think it was legal for any other city outside California and Vegas to host things now.

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

The NFL owners are expected to vote at this Tuesday’s Spring League Meeting on Nashville hosting Super Bowl LXIV in February of 2030, sources tell me and @MikeGarafolo.

This would be the first time hosting for the Music City, a showcase for the #Titans new stadium.

[Austin @Choobalka17]

Burger was a career .780ish OPS slugger in his 4 years before Texas.

Since he’s come to Texas? It’s about .660 or so. Is that a decline(at age 29) or an organizational flaw?

Also the guy with a .660ish OPS being a detriment to your offense in a slump is really sad.

[Evan Grant @Evan_P_Grant]

Burger is in a funk. 4 for 36 in last 10 games. Since he doesn't walk much, it really shows up as a black hole in the offense when he goes dark.

[Austin @Choobalka17]

@thegoods33 That’s how they’ll hopefully get close to 200 innings out of him big hoss. He’s the honorary Captain of Team Glass.

[Austin @Choobalka17]

@DonJuan123455 They only have 3 blown saves as a team. Which would place them among the best. Ask the Dodgers how spending money on Edwin Diaz is going so far this year lol

[Austin @Choobalka17]

@BrentCGuitar @tatis589 @whiskeyypeak @RustyTrombone47 @TERRABTRACYJR Rookie contracts and Kirk Cousins contracts are essentially the only fully guaranteed money deals. Teams aren’t in the business of giving them out. Players aren’t choosing to not get them. They just aren’t getting them because of the greater risk involved.

[Austin @Choobalka17]

@whiskeyypeak @RustyTrombone47 @TERRABTRACYJR You realize that teams can choose to not honor their end too right? That they can release a player and are only obligated to pay the guarantee?

[Austin @Choobalka17]

@TCinDALLAS He’s got the 3rd highest average on the team lol.

[Austin @Choobalka17]

You grew up in Allen Texas and Tony Romo was slinging it to TO at that time and you wanna say you were a Vikings fan?

[Tom Pelissero @TomPelissero]

Kyler Murray speaking with the media now and talking about growing up a Vikings fan.

Murray says something every Minnesota fan can relate to: "I cried real tears whenever Brett (Favre) threw that interception."

[Austin @Choobalka17]

@Trellmanning @SMICowboysShow @SH8Model @ASchatzNFL The answer is no. He does not.

[Austin @Choobalka17]

Ahhh yes, I’m sure nobody from the small markets of Los Angeles, Chicago, Philadelphia, Boston, Denver, Seattle, and San Francisco have no interest now.

[Michael Fabiano @Michael_Fabiano]

No Mahomes. No Burrow. Lamar and the Ravens have been mid. Lions might be out. No Cowboys. Are we about to have the least watched NFL postseason in years?

[Austin @Choobalka17]

@ShinyMcShine_ @DustinDietz18

[Austin @Choobalka17]

@jdsailors Supposedly that he loses possession and then steps out of bounds with it but again if the ball shifting an inch in both his hands means losing possession then just stop football.

[Austin @Choobalka17]

@jdsailors Hey The ball moved around a centimeter so he loses control obviously

[Austin @Choobalka17]

@McclearnSt2002 @SharpFootball The point is that it effects Dallas for 8 games a year equally and their opponent once.

[Austin @Choobalka17]

@Midburgh @SleeperNFL Javonte Williams is 5th in the league in rushing yards? What do you mean Air Raid?