Alex Chousmith

Dad jokes, cat shirts, IPAs. Maker of web things @Teradata “Senior Technical Web Developer Lead” if you are not into the brevity thing. He/Him

[Alex Chousmith @chousmith]

git commit "no lazy load in edit mode"; git commit --amend -m "no lazy load in edit mode hey that rhymes"

[Alex Chousmith @chousmith]

@AzureDevOps @alexwiese_ Heres the official Event posted: https://t.co/kKK2Rarw96

Looks like it might be resolved now as of about half an hour ago

[Alex Chousmith @chousmith]

@zpetersen @AzureDevOps

[Alex Chousmith @chousmith]

@AzureDevOps We are seeing similar: lots of errors trying to run @AzureDevOps Pipelines: "Provisioning request delayed or failed to send 5 time(s). This is over the limit of 3 time(s)."

[Ryan Jones @RyanJones]

who decided that paying 3% of your tax bill as a "fee" when paying online is acceptable? Like, does it really cost the city $291 for Visa to process that one transaction?

[Alex Chousmith @chousmith]

@matt_yow @JedBridges 😬

[Alex Chousmith @chousmith]

@Gavmn https://t.co/DFhxsTga7u

[malone @malonehedges]

watching tenet the way nolan intended

[Alex Chousmith @chousmith]

@AzureSupport @AaronSadlerUK We have an app service + app insights deployed in west-us-3 and seeing similar degraded service issue since around 9:12am

[Alex Chousmith @chousmith]

@CubicleApril logic checks out

[Alex Chousmith @chousmith]

What day of the month of September 2022 is it again? Oh, the 6th? 24 more to go, you say? Great, great

[Colin McCarthy @US_Stormwatch]

Today is the peak of California's worst September heatwave ever recorded.

The number of locations recording 110°F+ is simply extraordinary.

Many major cities have experienced their hottest day ever recorded, including San Jose and Santa Rosa. #Heatwave2022

[Alex Chousmith @chousmith]

@WolfgangBremer @Duncanma ooh i can feel this one. cuts to the core. because its me

[Alex Chousmith @chousmith]

@jh3yy ohh nice

[Alex Chousmith @chousmith]

@jh3yy i don’t get the advantage there then if safari doesn’t like it, vs doing like

.card img {
transition: transform 0.2s;
}

.card:hover img {
transform: scale(1.5)
rotate(-5deg);
}

[Alex Chousmith @chousmith]

@MatthewBerryTMR @FallonTonight twitter poll for what fantasy football question the Clintons will ask you??

[Alex Chousmith @chousmith]

@tElizaRose @schutzsmith and 🤞🏻 that the tropical storm in baja doesn’t hurricane its way up too?

[patagucci perf papi @kenwheeler]

“So it says here you’ve maintained steady employment for 15 years as senior software engineer. Alright cool, we’re just gonna have you solve some algorithm stuff that you, and honesty we, have never actually used at work”

[Alex Chousmith @chousmith]

@mozimek @LateRoundQB but nobody else posted Survivorship Bias airplane shot up picture yet?

https://t.co/SeroeNINNG

[Alex Chousmith @chousmith]

@alex ok but if you order the order through target dot com instead of drive up pick up, you get from 1-4 separate boxes with plastic packing air bubbles inside and paper packing slips and plastic wrapping individual items and that’s worse than 4 emails?

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

i’ve found my wife’s burner

[Alex Chousmith @chousmith]

@revin @seldo right?? like the Canadian models are explicitly programmed to be extra polite