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[🐄 @chow__wow]

this is the only “”new normal”” i wanna hear about

[Nick Morgenstein @morgenick]

kiko has taught me multitudes about b2b sales

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

Just 3 inseperable girlypops 🥹

[Effin @EffinOfficial]

do house DJs think it’s weird that the hypest moment of their set is when they play the bass music song

[Carly @MotherOfDasypus]

Why don’t Subarus have cup holders that fit a nalgene? Don’t they know their audience?

[Charlotte E. Rosen @CharlotteERosen]

being an adult is just an endless loop of wiping down the counter

[trash jones @jzux]

you want me to go to a dinner party. the thing that killed jesus

[Autie @autiodrip]

my bad bro you can just move those to the back

[🐄 @chow__wow]

@brycewh zoom video preview —> turn video off —> enter zoom —> fix hair —> turn on video —> realize i only made it worse

[🐄 @chow__wow]

@nckgrvs

[🐄 @chow__wow]

misread that as crab

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

imagine taking a cab to the hospital in a crisis because you can’t afford an ambulance and it’s the cash cab

[🐄 @chow__wow]

when i was 7 i made my mom trudge through central park with me for an hour in the heat to see balto’s statue instead of going to the candy bar with my friend. idk how that wasn’t a huge sign that i’d become a single dog mom by 20.

[whalefact @awhalefact]

whales are a lot like hippos, but if you think about it, they are really more like whales

[whalefact @awhalefact]

the only thing bigger than a whale is the seemingly insurmountable feeling that you’ll never be good enough

[🐄 @chow__wow]

why not oat-standing! it bothers me.

[Chrissy Shackelford @ChrissySh]

I think we could have done better here.