Chris

fuck @jetblue

[Chris @chriiius]

It’s me, I’m white folks

[Charlie Jirkin @MrElegance_]

any inconvenience in white folks career leads them to a long vacation in thailand, i respect it.

[Chris @chriiius]

@MrElegance_ Had to google tartan

[Chris @chriiius]

Nothing compared to when I flushed a 4i draw through a 3 foot slot between trees 220 yards just short of the green, chunked the pitch, chunked the chip, and three putted for double

[Matt @Matt2Frosty]

This birdie from Jordan Spieth at the 2021 Masters had my jaw on the floor

[Chris @chriiius]

Nah that’s @chazunchained

[jordan @cryptosmiff]

BREAKING: Video gone viral of crypto bro pissing himself at notorious Miami nightclub Elleven during the Consensus afterparty https://t.co/7tBwVkSLNF

[Chris @chriiius]

Not great

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Flight attendant now hospitalized in the Netherlands had contact with woman who died of hantavirus in Johannesburg.

[Chris @chriiius]

@danabeers @EddieBarstool Dildo race at Mary Ellen’s on Thursday’s

[Chris @chriiius]

@MrElegance_ I’ve had a number of them in my life with zero issues, but a few weeks ago I had one and my stomach was fucked for a while

[Chris @chriiius]

Recently had a 1.5hr ride in a Lyft comfort that smelled like curried ass and vomit. Worst smelling car I’ve ever been in

[MEL 🦂 @melymel]

Uber needs a “how did it smell” option because it’s getting ridiculous

[Chris @chriiius]

@MrElegance_ Man doesn’t understand what a balance sheet is smh

[Chris @chriiius]

@MrElegance_ Patrice Bergeron finished a game with a a punctured/collapsed lung, broken ribs, torn cartilage, and a separated shoulder

[Chris @chriiius]

@MrElegance_ Go to Costa Rica and get a Casado for lunch and dinner every day

[Chris @chriiius]

@MrElegance_ At least y’all try to be good

[Chris @chriiius]

@MrElegance_ Meta’s

[Chris @chriiius]

@sentdefender @MrElegance_

[Chris @chriiius]

DAWG @JETBLUE FUCKED ME AGAIN

[Dan Wolken @DanWolken]

TSA PreCheck and Global Entry are literally subscription services.

What are we doing here.

[Chris @chriiius]

@MrElegance_ Damn that’s crazy. I’ll be in Florida and Costa Rica

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

"I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES." 😳

Dual moguls madness as Nick Page skis out of the course for a DNF while his opponent, Ikuma Horishima, barely stays in control and skis over the line BACKWARDS for the win.

[Flushing It @flushingitgolf]

Anthony Kim makes 9 birdies for a final round 63 to win LIV Golf Adelaide by 3 shots over Jon Rahm.

He didn’t play golf for 12 years. Was relegated. Re-qualified. Now he’s won.

This is one of the greatest comeback stories in sporting history. Truly astonishing.

[Rickie Fowler Tracker @Rickie_Tracker]

#ShowRickie

Let’s get this trending again! 😅

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: It's been revealed Senator Jon Husted took over $100,000 from Epstein co-conspirator Les Wexner — accepting "donations" months before voting to block the Epstein Files.