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[chris wheeler @chris2809]

@_iamchrisf It can’t be an all time xl if you’re only picking from the 21st century and players of your generation

[FeelGoodThoughts @feelgoodtale]

This morning, a 65 year-old man woke up in the early hours and heard thieves in his garage.

He called the police. Unfortunately, the officer on the phone told him they don't have any police officers free at the moment.

The guy hung up and then called again in a moment and tells the officer:

- it's about these thieves in my garage.

Don't bother coming anymore i’ve shot them.

After literally 2 minutes, 4 police cars, Armed response, counter terrorists, ambulances turned up,..... Thieves were obviously caught.

Police officers had a chat with the gentleman

Officer says - " You said you shot them! "

Gentlemen - " And you said you don't have a free police car "

Credit: Rudes On a roll

[chris wheeler @chris2809]

@1968Tv @1MickyHazard @SteveArchibald8 @GrahamRoberts4 @ossieardiles7 @GlennHoddle
Great memories thank you Coys

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@ian_hodge8 @Daley_thompson It’s amazing isn’t it GBs greatest athlete can you contact Lord Coe and have a word.

[chris wheeler @chris2809]

Great memory

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@gbolton1974 @ToppersSnr @EssexCricket @surreycricket Milton Keynes I thought I blocked and left well that day The day of the Gatting ball by SW

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@ryantegan @skytv For a basic package with broadband I pay £60 after i completely cancelled my tv package Sky came back a few weeks later with a better offer than the original £100

[The Final Whistle @Rufus_45]

Mark Goldbridge as soon as Hull City scored 🤣🤣! #HULMUN

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

❌ "It's impossible we lose that game..."

🫣 "We'll win that 3-0 or 4-0."

Andy Goldstein tempts fate by saying there's "no way" #MUFC lose to Hull this weekend 👀

[chris wheeler @chris2809]

@GlennComms Best of luck for the season Glenn and the Town #proudad

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@BBCSport Disappointing crowd this evening hopefully will be larger as the week continues

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@gbolton1974 @siphillipssport Richarlison 😀

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@hartnett1977 It’s a gamble but it’s not your money so don’t worry be happy we’re having a go Coys

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@Ashington_FC Approach some of the premier league clubs/players in your area You would hope with their wealth they could offer some support Good luck to you from West Mersea Essex

[chris wheeler @chris2809]

@tSHandJ to win the cup we have some revenge to make on opponents q/f Norway 1981 Maggie thatcher your team took a hell of a beating, s/f Argentina 1986 Hand of golf, France q/f wc 2022 Kane to score winning penalty in final Come on England

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@Ryanair what’s the issue with flight RK8604 Edinburgh to Stansted huge queue no info being provided

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@talkSPORT Wingers don’t take full backs on cause they’re on the wrong sides always coming inside. Rashford right saka left madueke not good enough

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@piersmorgan If madueke can play for England so can I and I’m 62 🙄

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@MIGHTYSPURZ Hoddle was amazing over 10 years

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Come on England !!