chris jones

dad joke connoisseur

[Astead @AsteadWH]

OMG someone overlayed that ridiculous Dodge/MLK ad with what King actually said about capitalism and car commercials

[chris jones @chrisjoooones]

@kpond11 Yeah! We went last night & it was replaced by some other truck!

[chris jones @chrisjoooones]

ok but like does anyone from GCU know where gay tacos went????

[eric hurtgen @erichurtgen]

and blessed are the shithole countries. for they will see god.

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

Treat her with love and respect you took a vow John https://t.co/oTUmC2lKCY

[chris jones @chrisjoooones]

@theandrewmoraca @TuftandNeedle Good #millennials don’t use that many #hashtags

[chris jones @chrisjoooones]

@theandrewmoraca We just pass around a communal 8 GB SD card

[Jason Harmon @JasonHarmonNFL]

If my next relationship isn’t like @IveyLedbetter and @chrisjoooones’ then I don’t want one

[chris jones @chrisjoooones]

.@BrianneHarvey1 you have too many friends, pay attention to the professor

[chris jones @chrisjoooones]

Planning on booking 49 Shades of Purple for my upcoming wedding #syncedupGCU

[chris jones @chrisjoooones]

@mocaandrew Shoot now I’m on the edge of my seat

[Chris Schleicher @cschleichsrun]

It's that time of year again where I remind you all that there's no evidence in the text that the Monster Mash takes place on Halloween. It's just a fun party for monsters that could be in April for all we know.

[chris jones @chrisjoooones]

Today on "Chris Plans a Wedding": I find out why you should never make an acronym out of "save the date"

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

When I was a sk8rboi I spoke as a sk8rboi I understood as a sk8rboi I thought as a sk8rboi; but when I became a sk8rman, I put away my board

[The Discourse Lover @Trillburne]

couple weeks ago I saw a drunk guy in the crowd at a baseball game enthusiastically chanting "baseball game!" I think about him every day

[chris jones @chrisjoooones]

when you hear twitter is rolling out 280 character tweets https://t.co/GOhTi8NJPx

[chris jones @chrisjoooones]

@kingsKmusic I've got a friend who has one available! You can shoot him an email at [email protected]

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

Lol ok https://t.co/lobyuNOkee

[Palm Valley Church @pvchurch]

Hatred & bigotry of white supremacy is sin. It has no place in our churches or nation. 
"-and the greatest of these is love.” (1 Cor 13:13)