Christopher Smit

Guitarist - Educator - Objectivist - Proud Canadian

[Christopher Smit @chrisjsmit]

"But why ever should we care / When there are arrows in the air / Formed by lovers' ancient art / That go straight to my heart" Sting

[Christopher Smit @chrisjsmit]

@elonmusk You’re working on AI and your Twitter Help is a disaster. I can’t post at all anymore. And Help doesn’t even recognize the question. Shoddy.

[SimDoughnut @TheSimDoughnut]

Union crew member 1: Sure we've had first tea break, but what about second tea break?

Union crew member 2: I don't think Stanley knows about second tea break.

Union crew member 1 : Do you think he knows about elevensies, midday tea, 4pm tea, and supper tea?

Union crew member 2: I wouldn't count on it.

[Vexity @xVexity]

Did you tell them what your saying is a load of bullshit? You renamed an existing program and now are acting like a hero while ignoring the facts that canada is the only G7 and G20 Country that is in a recession.

Get back to work! Start fixing the real problems we have. Start with immigration.

[Cosmic-books 🚀 @foerster_bryan]

@MarkJCarney If Canada had it's act together we wouldn't need government handouts so we could afford to eat. It's costing Canadians $30-50/day just for food, that's half a day's wages at minimum wage.
Just resign.

[Brendon @Brendone5]

@MarkJCarney you did nothing new

[Dr,Rudda @CanauckForEver]

@MarkJCarney Conman Carney!!

[Sharon Daniel ©️🎭 @sharondaniel91]

@MarkJCarney You mean just renaming it right

Also did you try looking it the prices there. The benefits you taking about will only get you about 6 or 7 things . Oh also do you think you could have full catering in you next flight with those benefits??

[Vernon Reid @vurnt22]

Oops ! Added my name too!

[Christopher Smit @chrisjsmit]

At the 2026 Canadian Screen Awards, Mike Myers accepted the Icon Award and gave a massive shoutout to his hometown of Scarborough, Ontario.

He credited Scarborough with teaching him the "Three Fs":

When to Fight

When to be Funny

When to Flee

[Vernon Reid @vurnt22]

Please get on this!

[Christopher Smit @chrisjsmit]

😂

[katsu @katsuxbt]

Steve Harvey says if he ever goes broke again, he’s sleeping in his Rolls-Royce

"So somebody asked me one time, Why you spend so much money on your cars? Because if this ever goes bad, I'm gonna be living in a Rolls-Royce"

"It's got a refrigerator, a TV, a computer, an icebox, heated seats. I'm gonna be a lot more comfortable"

"Now, in essence, I'd really sell that car and buy a house. But I've been running from poverty for so long… cause I was in it for so long"

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

Happy Birthday to the one and only Dana Carvey.

The 1986 SNL opening night was a Dana tour de force.

Chopping Broccoli

[Richard Crouse @RichardCrouse]

On last night's edition of the Richard Crouse Show we met Andrew Lownie, renowned royal biographer and literary agent. A Cambridge history graduate and President of the Union, Fellow of the Royal Historical Society, and founder of the Andrew Lownie Literary Agency, he’s known for his meticulously researched biographies that have reshaped our understanding of key 20th-century figures. His previous works include the acclaimed Stalin’s Englishman on Guy Burgess, The Mountbattens, and Traitor King on Edward VIII. His latest book, Entitled: The Rise and Fall of the House of York, is already being called one of the most explosive royal biographies in years.

Today we talk about his latest book, “Entitled: The Rise and Fall of the House of York,” a book The Times called, “A catalyst for Andrew’s de-princing.” It is first joint biography of the Duke and Duchess of York, that’s Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, formerly Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson, and the first full biography of either of them.

Chronicling their lives in parallel, the picture that emerges is of a spoilt prince unable to connect and a duchess pushed by her insecurities into a desperate need to maintain the attention her ‘royal’ status brought. Rigorously researched and packed full of revelations, this is a royal biography Camilla Long, writing in the Sunday Times called, “a case for revolution.”

Then, we met Niagara-based wine, food, and travel expert Magdalena Kaiser. Daughter of the late Karl Kaiser (co-founder of Inniskillin Wines), she grew up immersed in Ontario’s wine scene—starting with tours and tastings as a teen and even helping bottle wine at age five. She serves as Director of Public Relations for Wine Country Ontario (formerly Ontario VQA), where she has spent the past 15+ years elevating the region’s international profile through media, trade, and export initiatives.

Today we talk about her new book “Niagara Wine + Food: Signature Recipes from Ontario’s Iconic Terroir—A Cookbook” which highlights the region’s terroir, varietals, and unique features, and profiles 44 of the region’s best and most promising producers alongside 88 delectable wine-pairing recipes featuring iconic wine styles from the region.

Listen to the whole thing here: https://t.co/ZO00qfvLaA

[Ambassador Ron Prosor @Ron_Prosor]

Women were raped by them. Women were murdered by them. Women were kidnapped by them. Women were burned alive by them. Yet, the @UN_Women organization has remained silent.
Why??
Because they are Israelis

They didn’t mention the Jewish babies, girls, and women massacred, raped, mutilated, shot, stabbed, burned alive, and held hostage by Hamas in Gaza. This is an organization that is supposed to uphold women’s human rights around the world. Despite this, they chose to IGNORE the brutal crimes against humanity committed by Hamas against Jewish women and girls in Israel.

Your silence and criminal neglect of babies, women, and girls will not be erased from history.

[History Nerd @_HistoryNerd]

Jim Carrey visited Jerry Lewis just a year before his passing

[Just Rock Content @JustRockContent]

Bryan Adams is such a pro-he doesn’t miss a beat.

[Bill Clinton @BillClinton]

Few musicians have ever pushed the boundaries of what is possible on their instrument the way Sonny Rollins did. Even into his 80s he never stopped innovating and experimenting. I'm grateful for his long life and career, and for the thrill of having the chance to pay tribute to him at the 2011 Kennedy Center Honors.

[Vernon Reid @vurnt22]

All The Things. All Of Them. From his horn.🇺🇸🌎☕️💯👊🏿🖤😈🤣🙏🏿❤️‍🩹🎼🎺