Chris Kollmer

....typing

[Chris Kollmer @chriskollmer]

@GuildfordBC any chance you can ask your bin collecting team to NOT park on the double yellow at The Bakery, Ripley while they buy and eat their breakfast at 8.30? Causes chaos!!

[Chris Kollmer @chriskollmer]

@mattfrei listened to your broadcast today on post grad job hunt. We advertise regularly for staff with no luck. Candidates respond but rarely show up for interview. I hear they are just point collecting interview invitations for universal credit or similar. Bid bald.

[Chris Kollmer @chriskollmer]

Is that an Ultimo shirt he is wearing?

[Chris Kollmer @chriskollmer]

@AnnaJonesSky my wife was very impressed with your trousers this morning. Could you reveal your source?

[katerina sergatskova @KSergatskova]

Mary a month before #RussianInvasion and after.

#StopPutinNOW

[Chris Kollmer @chriskollmer]

@SONICHOLE1 @NotASheepNope Is that Bingo's bedroom?

[Chris Kollmer @chriskollmer]

@mrjamesob I will pay for her sons guitar lessons!!!

[Chris Kollmer @chriskollmer]

@Keir_Starmer I may consider not only voting Labour but also donating too if you give the slagging match a break and just focus on your agenda. Let the press do the envitable dirty work for you.

[Chris Kollmer @chriskollmer]

@kesslermichael

[Chris Kollmer @chriskollmer]

@BritishGasHelp My account has been transferred to you from PeoplesEnergy to whom I still paying £500 /month. You are now asking for £634.30 as well. I cannot get through to anyone!! I have tried writing to you! No live chat on website! Utterly useless. Can please someone help?

[Chris Kollmer @chriskollmer]

@SELFESTEEM___ Are you really 35?

[Chris Kollmer @chriskollmer]

@Uber_Support also, tried to book last night in London and no cars were available. After 30 minutes gave up and still got £6 for cancellation . Check my account pls as the app was showing no vehicles.

[Chris Kollmer @chriskollmer]

@Uber_Support was emailed by you last night saying that I wasn't wearing a mask. Wrong! I was! Get it right at least.

[Chris Kollmer @chriskollmer]

@Uber received an email from you saying I wasn't wearing a mask in one of your rides last night. Wrong! I was. Get it right at least, please.

[Chris Kollmer @chriskollmer]

@RepThomasMassie What a bunch of insensitive pricks

[Chris Kollmer @chriskollmer]

@David_Suchet Our budding actor daughter @JaimieKollmer found your method of how to interpret Shakespeare most helpful. A really educational evening with a legend. Thank you.

[Chris Kollmer @chriskollmer]

@ReptonsCoaches followed one of your coaches tonight on A246 past Horsley Towers. Speed limit is 40!!

[Chris Kollmer @chriskollmer]

I have to comment. 6 music playing Spa music for HRH death. Really? Soviet Union? Where's Iggy?

[Chris Kollmer @chriskollmer]

@taranoodle

[Chris Kollmer @chriskollmer]

@grantshapps I am holidaying in my own apartment in Berlin. When I drive Home to UK (via tunnel) without getting out of car do I need to quarantine?