Chris Porcaro

[Chris Porcaro @chrispoke74]

@Omahhh @celtics You forgot to tell them you’re a lawyer

[Chris Porcaro @chrispoke74]

@biggaymurph what were you at a family party?

[Chris Porcaro @chrispoke74]

@RoamingGnome cape town, south africa #iwannago

[Chris Porcaro @chrispoke74]

@nflredzone #QuadBoxSighting

[Chris Porcaro @chrispoke74]

@winwuzhere im down for ball

[Chris Porcaro @chrispoke74]

Jason kidd coaching paul pierce and kevin garnett...

[Chris Porcaro @chrispoke74]

Grown man waiting at the barbers den is using a hand mirror as a pretend sword...

[Chris Porcaro @chrispoke74]

@Omahhh coming from a future lawyer #scumofallscum

[Chris Porcaro @chrispoke74]

Fuck people who make jogging look enjoyable #itsnot #atall

[M.I.C. @Swift_McVay]

@DRoseSummerBall big draftday blunder by Flint Tropics organization. lahiff the Greg oden of this draft. Old ass man hips and all @MikeYen11

[Chris Porcaro @chrispoke74]

Whats good with this school bus dropping every single kid at their doorstep #fuckouttahere #walk

[Chris Porcaro @chrispoke74]

Working in chara lucic peverly and campbell's building

[Chris Porcaro @chrispoke74]

@Pretty_Blanco what time u outa work today lets ball or something

[The Fat Jewish 🦩 @FATJEW]

A tattoo sleeve used to mean you were a biker who would kill, now it means you're a chef who makes a lovely pork belly with balsamic drizzle

[Chris Porcaro @chrispoke74]

And de'andre jordans dunk put lebrons to shame, 3-1 oop over jason terry isnt shit #growuplebron

[Chris Porcaro @chrispoke74]

Cant stand ESPN basically sayin jason terry and brandon knight shouldve just walked away and not played D to not get dunked on #nbathesedays

[Chris Porcaro @chrispoke74]

@BLita23 lets start drinkin i just got outta work erly

[Chris Porcaro @chrispoke74]

Nothing worse than some soggy socks first thing in the morning #soggyallday

[Chris Porcaro @chrispoke74]

ill watch some weird shit on tv if the remote isnt within my reach, little sat morning womens #curling #olympicqualifier