Joe from Idiocracy

Brawndo has what plants crave

[Joe from Idiocracy @chrisrmsu]

@Ramsizzzle @DragonflyJonez My life is over! But also, JP memes are queued up.

[Joe from Idiocracy @chrisrmsu]

@Ramsizzzle @DragonflyJonez I seriously can’t stop laughing about all of this

[ramsizzzle.bsky.social @ramsizzzle]

I am dying

[Barbara Davis, author 🪷🐝🪷 @bdavisauthor]

If you paid $300,000 (that's the lifetime avg.) into Social Security over the course of your life, you'll get ZERO back when you turn 65 if you vote Republican. That's the GOP plan. No more retirement. Work till you drop. Why isn't EVERYONE screaming this from the rooftops?

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

i dont know how Jokic doesnt laugh out loud every time he gets the ball. id be giggling like a madman knowing im about to do a little riverdance dance for you followed by tomahawking some shit over my head that makes me look like im posing for synchronized swimming judges.

[Joe from Idiocracy @chrisrmsu]

@lib_crusher @nycsouthpaw Angry idiots

[Joe from Idiocracy @chrisrmsu]

@WagerStreet Not perfect, but also not the monster Snyder has been forever

[Joe from Idiocracy @chrisrmsu]

@SharpFootball Everything about Russ makes me think he’s a phony.

[Joe from Idiocracy @chrisrmsu]

@SharpFootball Worst contract OAT

[Joe from Idiocracy @chrisrmsu]

@george51391 @WagerStreet Oh and Wilson can’t complete throws. It’s just push chest passes. His arm has a 61 rating from me

[Joe from Idiocracy @chrisrmsu]

@george51391 @WagerStreet You’re not wrong. As much as I don’t like the donkeys, if they were a competent team they certainly would be much higher in standing. I’ll continue to fade tho cuz they really do stink

[Joe from Idiocracy @chrisrmsu]

@KenTremendous Cmon 29 of that was vs the Lions

[Jacob Rubashkin @JacobRubashkin]

$5 million for Peter Thiel (net worth $7.23 billion) is the equivalent of $84 for the median American (net worth $121,700)

[br_betting @br_betting]

Walking back into the casino after I lost $400 on blackjack the night before

(via @SNYtv)

[Joe from Idiocracy @chrisrmsu]

@Mikerizzo1987 @DanWetzel @BradGalli I wasn’t

[Joe from Idiocracy @chrisrmsu]

@Mikerizzo1987 @DanWetzel @BradGalli Why defend billionaires? Ever?

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

Pass on the good vibes ☺️ #CalvinandHobbes

[Joe from Idiocracy @chrisrmsu]

@NPR Yeah .. hard to be motivated when one dude takes all the money and everyone else does the work. Funny how that plays out

[Joe from Idiocracy @chrisrmsu]

@MorePerfectUS @LOLGOP “Nobody wants to work anymore”

[Steven Adams Stats @funakistats]

Three more years of Steven Adams parting the paint for Ja Morant