Hot tip for my spaghetti lovers: the fastest way to boil a pot of water is to sneak aboard a space shuttle just before launch, then once you hit space, remove the lid. Water boils instantly in a vacuum.
@Delta the delay at Midway would mean I missed my daughter’s birthday. Despite booking a last minute flight on @SouthwestAir, y’all were wonderful. Thank you, #Delta! #teamwork
When I presented my ID and credit card @HolidayInn for my business reservation, they asked for permission from my husband. I knew I'd left Florida, didn't realize I'd time traveled.
@HolidayInn, would you believe I actually know how to make a reservation? I mean, I guess not since you keep messaging me about how to make a reservation.