Chris Willrich

Projects Director, tech guy, show controller, gaymer, human-ish

[Chris Willrich @chriswillrich]

@SouthernWater hose pipe ban to conserve water? How about I ban you from interrupting the service I pay for. Or for all the extreme wastage from your own mistakes? The cheek of it.

[Chris Willrich @chriswillrich]

6 years of @troyesivan topping (lol) my Spotify wrapped… at this point we should just be married idk

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@Schiphol00 passport control is an embarrassment to everyone that works in this airport, has been to this airport or, who have heard of this airport. Sort it out butt nugs

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@lambeth_council money grabbing c***s. If you put enough bins and cigarette bins around people might actually use them. But I’m sure it’s far more lucrative to fine people instead.

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Is @troyesivan better than @ABBA? I’m really struggling with which album I go for next. ABBA Gold, or Blue Neighbourhood. They’ll take me down different paths but it’s actually a quandary🤷🏻‍♂️

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@VodafoneUK typically disappointing. Don’t bin me off with your robot answering service. I pay for a service and expect it. Let me talk to a human. I’m abroad, I’ve hit a cap, I want it gone. Suggesting the website while having no data is nonsense. Used to be the best service 🤷🏻‍♂️

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For the entirety of contractors that want to talk to their families, FUCK YOU @premierinn

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@flyLAXairport fuck you. Fuck everyone that works here. Immigration queue is unacceptable. Cunts. Every single one of you that doesn’t do something about it.

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@Keir_Starmer We know the tories have fucked the country. But we are yet to see sensible, plausible, attainable goals from labour. I met you on a zoom mid-pandemic and asked you to explain genuine options that are different to theirs. You’re still playing the role. Walk the walk Sir.

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@troyesivan 6 years in a row now. My love doesn’t falter 😅 thank you for spending so much time in my ear holes ❤️🦄❤️

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@McLarenF1 @LandoNorris Sexy

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@F1 No one in the history of the world ever wanted or wants to hear a word out of Horner’s whore mouth.

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@WarzoneDMZ then we buy 3, 3 mortars for the dmz mission given and don’t get given the tick. What are you even doing? Have you not made enough money to do it properly? I’ll go play @FortniteGame instead. It might be for children but at least it works

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@WarzoneDMZ what in the actual fuck? Don’t even bother putting out a game if you can’t play it #cunts

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@orpington50 @British_Airways Thanks… more info that BA or the airport can muster. ‘Go to gate’ twice now… to be told the aircraft isn’t even here. Eta 13:00ish I guess… 13:35 dept unlikely. Really poor BA.

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@British_Airways BA 711. After cancelling Ba 773, my original flight. I was here as requested 2 hours before scheduled 10:15dept. etd 12:50 via email? “Go to gate” to be told it’s now 13:35? Now: No info, no help, no service. At very least keep your customers informed.

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@troyesivan 4 years running, not sure this is a healthy obsession at this point 🤣🤣 #SpotifyWrapped

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San Francisco, you beautiful naughty bitch… I am in you 😜

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@DEADSKULL_ @cryptigutz @DEADSKULL_ aren’t you like, one of the shortest people in themed entertainment? 😜🤣🤣🤣

[Chris Willrich @chriswillrich]

@koreykuhl I use this app thingy, huge fan of psychobabble love to you both 😋https://t.co/ihh1w5WEMx