Sarah Hoemberg

I beg your pardon

[Sarah Hoemberg @chronberg]

Anyone need a ticket to @DougBenson at the @RioTheatre this afternoon? My friend @jwleddy is an old man and his back hurts too much to go.

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@Sportsnet @NHL @GoldenKnights @Canucks This is bullshit. You guys are liars

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@tesplen13 hbd buddy! Keep it wavy 🤙🏻

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It's amazing how often I am sad about there no longer being a @HarveysCanada at the home depot I like.

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@Ericacalbright I feel you girl. You see that raps game? I don't like their chances

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@Ericacalbright Girl whaddup

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@doctorfunkymd I have a long list of pros and cons about this #halfbaked

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@doctorfunkymd I thought they were straight up cool guys when I was a kid. Without a hint of irony. I still do. #coolguys

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@doctorfunkymd Garth is a stone cold phreak

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@doctorfunkymd remember how Garth had that dog that looked just like him? Including glasses? That was way more fucked up. #waynesworld

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@doctorfunkymd was there need for a nude scene in #waynesworld? That was my favourite movie when I was eight.

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Wtf @NatGeo I'm missing the best part! I'm so upset! Give me my dogs back! #WKCDogShow

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Oh fuck I forgot about #chuckie the #pekingese can it be a tie? They're all good dogs! #WKCDogShow

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I've really got my heart set on #devlin the #boxer and I'm going to go fucking mental if he doesn't win #WKCDogShow

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Also it seems unfair that some of the dogs get to wear cute hair accessories. Clearly an advantage. #WKCDogShow

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That toy fox terrier certainly made a fool of itself. #WKCDogShow

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@tesplen13 very. Like a dagger.

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@tesplen13 cowboy boots and hat pls

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@tesplen13 now it's all rainy!

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@BCFerries I guess you don't have to provide good service when you are the only service available.