James Leddy

[James Leddy @jwleddy]

@Critesxx ma drank!

[James Leddy @jwleddy]

@Critesxx 2 true.

[James Leddy @jwleddy]

Almost forgot my Twitter password, but then I remembered that my password for every website is the name of that website.

[James Leddy @jwleddy]

Studying Spanish in school has really killed my interest in learning Spanish.

[Yoko Ono @yokoono]

Your feet are your physical connection to this planet. Give attention to your feet. Clean, brush and massage them.

[James Leddy @jwleddy]

If child abduction is your thing, there are three kids in the apartment next to mine that really need to go. Just saying.

[James Leddy @jwleddy]

@t_esplen If sitting in on a few cold war classes makes you an Einstein, why am I paying for a whole degree? #icouldbegettingcrunklikekesha

[James Leddy @jwleddy]

Can't wait to hear Ke$ha's take on the Moscow protests. It'd be helpful to have an expert historicize the moment for us.

[James Leddy @jwleddy]

I finally saw the trailer for Jack and Jill today. Now I'm afraid I'm going to fail all my exams.

[James Leddy @jwleddy]

@t_esplen be careful, tyler. messing with the applebeast is no joke.

[Daniel P @teendad13]

babies have soft bones or sumthin and can squeeze into tight spaces to steal treasures. learnd that on the internet #babyhacks

[Daniel P @teendad13]

stay one workout ahead of ur parents and enemies

[Daniel P @teendad13]

recesion recipe: steep a slim jim in hot water for a hour, add spices, use to marinade ur meats or just sip and enjoy #teendadtip

[Harris Wittels @twittels]

"No Means No: A Spanish-English Dictionary"

[James Leddy @jwleddy]

Everyone's always talking about hipsters these days. I was talking about them before it was cool.

[garden hose snagged on a car tire @tesplen13]

@jwleddy that's so raven

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Having "Freebird" on the radio for my drive home makes me feel like I'll be shot by the police 5 ft. from my home.

[James Leddy @jwleddy]

@chronberg Ha! As if there would be someone cool at the Sidney market!

[James Leddy @jwleddy]

Oh God. How am I going to catch up on all the tweets I missed?

[Daniel P @teendad13]

i was rly ashamed of the quality of a pizza i made and tried flushin it down the toilet and now its clogged w/ bad pizza it wont go down