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As long as the earth should hold below, I will marvel at the concrete beneath my feet

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How come scammers are the only people who don't have spell check

[Uncle Bob 🍩 @UncleBob56]

Marriage is all psychological.

There's always one psycho and one logical.

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@LauraVelezG01 @Nathanspiers2 @samknowsnow @cryptocom Always in pain without my chronic!

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It's the socialness of the media that disgusts me.

[𝓶♡ @Love_bug1016]

the world is ending, go ahead and pronounce worcestershire any fucking way you want

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

BREAKING: Donald trump has been banned from Jurassic Park

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@LadyWardog *is

Hip hop duo Kriss Kross wore their clothes backwards, so that lyric was in relation to that

Ah, the 90's

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@BeauxGrant @snickerdoodle_2 PCP

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@sirtilc42 @just_carbs Damn who tf you lockin in there?!

[#CARMEN 💜💔 @LadyLeshurr]

OUT NOW https://t.co/kFanAtLXin #QuarantineSpeech 😷💬

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@_salt_n_lime Word.

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Missing normal life so here's a picture of simpler times

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

Stop telling me these are "challenging times". I'm not buying what you're selling. Having no money, no friends, and nowhere to go is baseline activity for me.

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@HerCuntiness Haha! Best tweet today

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@xxsomebunnyxx Christ that's a great idea!

[Tater 🍁 @TrueTorontoGirl]

My husband loves surprises so I drank all the whiskey.

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@ROCK0428 @levesque_mike @fordnation Because one person is sacrificing something and the other is refusing too

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@TheSuccuBish Mine's never really empty.. lol could use a cleaning I guess!

Savin for a rainy dayy

[Tater 🍁 @TrueTorontoGirl]

People in elevators don't like being diagnosed for free. Ungrateful bastards.