chrys scott

Not a real cowboy

[chrys scott @chrysscott]

Not to brag, but Jorts shared my story of the time I smelled a ghostly fart! This is the best thing that's ever happened to me on Twitter

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

This is a story about a ghost fart

[chrys scott @chrysscott]

@JortsTheCat Jorts, I have been putting off deleting my Twitter just because you shared my story of the time I smelled a ghostly fart, and it was the best thing that ever happened to me on Twitter. Thanks for being my comrade bestie, and see you on bluesky, pal.

[chrys scott @chrysscott]

I was dreading taking the bus to run a few errands in -11 degree windchill today. But I was perfectly dressed for it, didn't get cold at all. Except my feet, but not uncomfortably cold. No bad weather, only bad clothing, as they say.

[chrys scott @chrysscott]

@RepMoskowitz
I am beyond disappointed that you would lend legitimacy to that fake department and its egregious plans for our hard earned social security. I implore you to reconsider your decision. If you care about your constituents or your career it would behoove you to do so.

[chrys scott @chrysscott]

@exodusdamage @9262Icarus I think you should eat shit

[chrys scott @chrysscott]

@verybestofhero @torieskill You look like a eugenicist

[chrys scott @chrysscott]

@GoAngelo The Department of Redundancy Department

[chrys scott @chrysscott]

@DanDanTransient I heard that at work a couple days ago, been in my head since

[Ken O'Keefe @RealKenOKeefe]

🌍 🇮🇱 Although done under the cover of comedy, when you actually begin to comprehend what they have done and continue to do, you will realize it is literally humanity’s fight against pure fucking evil.

[Timothy Snyder @TimothyDSnyder]

Lesson 18: Be calm when the unthinkable arrives.
#OnTyranny

[tern @1goodtern]

Remember:
In 2020 the governments *rushed* to install clean air systems in their administrative buildings. The World Health Organisation did too.

Then they left everyone else to fester.

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

From Scotland, this is lit. 🔥

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

If Republicans win the House, the'll be no stopping their fascist, cruel and barbaric agenda. Here's what happened to Poland in a similar situation. Y'all need to listen to this gentleman. 😳👇

[chrys scott @chrysscott]

Check out this mastermind's hot dumb take

[🐼 Lucky Panda Corp. 🐼 @ziggidityziggy]

elections shouldnt be held at the beginning of the month when ladies are raggin' it

[Infectious Disease Tracker @HmpxvT]

Wastewater in Los Angeles, San Francisco, Palo Alto, Sacramento, Sunnyvale and Turlock has tested positive for H5 bird flu virus in their latest sample.

[chrys scott @chrysscott]

@highbrow_nobrow Sociopaths

[chrys scott @chrysscott]

@AndyKimNJ I am curious about what the outcome would have been if there were mandatory voting. I will always vote anyway, but I would like voting on Saturday, sausages, and cupcakes. They can also vote at any polling place in their state.

[Waldenhood @BluffCityAtty]

@gtconway3d This nails it.

[Amy Smith @watchkeep]

I needed this. You’re welcome.

[chrys scott @chrysscott]

@thecakelin Also, congrats on your sobriety

[chrys scott @chrysscott]

@thecakelin I didn't know you were from WI! Me, too! Are you on bl-sky?