Charlie Jonas

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[Charlie Jonas @CHTJonas]

Happy to say that my dad + team are now safe! They've left Kyiv and crossed into Romania via Moldova. They're resting for a couple of days before flying home soon. @dishmaster28

[Clive Myrie @CliveMyrieBBC]

The legendary @dishmonkey28 and me as we cross the Dniester River from Ukraine into Moldova late afternoon. @bbcnews ⁦@BBCOne⁩

[Paul Moore - Security Consultant  @Paul_Reviews]

Thousands of people royally lost going to the #shedfest event - ended up 4 miles away from the actual event, thanks to @what3words

Don't use this garbage for emergency services.

[Charlie Jonas @CHTJonas]

The neck. The precious neck

[Liz Truss @trussliz]

Happy Easter! ✝️

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

English Heritage staff preparing the stones at Stonehenge before they are moved on one hour tonight as the country moves to summer time.

[R.G. Ryan @RGRyan777]

If you get this, you are my people

[Chambraigne Socialist @bombsfall]

finally a betrayal themed coffee shop

[James Parker @panoparker]

Going to treat myself to a screwfix tonight

[Barrett @SledgeDev]

thats weird!?! the dev team is way more productive when the managers/scrum masters are out on vacation this week

[LaurieWired @lauriewired]

TIL Florida runs on debian

[Charlie Jonas @CHTJonas]

At home? C/D - had one 30 second power cut in 3 years of living there.

At work? D - never had one.

At the theatre? A - cuts lasting a couple of hours every 8-12 weeks. Distribution network feeder cable in the street is crap and keeps faulting, blowing fuses in the substation.

[Artisan Electrics @ArtElectrics]

How Often Do You Experience Power Outages in Your Area? 🤔

A - Frequently
B - Occasionally
C - Rarely
D - Never

[Charlie Jonas @CHTJonas]

Some serious food for thought here. As someone who often wears the dutyholder hat at a University playhouse, PEEPs and rescue plans are the sort of thing that are always in the back of my mind.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Sunak reveals his plan for HS2 once it reaches Birmingham:

[Jay Foreman @jayforeman]

To those who are pleased HS2 has been cancelled in favour of improving local trains, I say the following… The ***ENTIRE POINT*** of HS2 was to free up space on the Victorian network ***SPECIFICALLY*** in order to improve local trains!!!

[0xDesigner @0xDesigner]

how it looks in figma vs how it looks in production

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

A 100 year old man raises £30m for the National Health Service and the money gets used to buy a rich couple a spa complex. That's the perfect metaphor for private sector involvement in the NHS.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

I have a friend coming over so naturally I’ve cleaned and tidied the house within an inch of its life. I look forward to saying “sorry about the mess” once they arrive.

[Niall Deacon @nialldeacon]

Very rare to see this level of tayloring nowadays, even on the wealthy. So let's talk about some of the reasons why it's great. 🧵 1!/n!

[Ian @biscuitsgod]

"People have had enough of experts"

[Grant♟️ @granawkins]

BIOSPHERE 2 MEGATHREAD
Could humans maintain an ecosystem on the Moon or Mars?

In 1991, 8 researchers locked themselves inside this 3.14-acre sealed structure in the Arizona desert for 2 years to test just that. It remains the largest and longest experiment of its kind, ever.
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[James Watson CEng, FIET @EngineerLondon]

Vandals. PLEASE don’t damage our insulation. You only damage yourself. This is now a public safety concern. You put the nation’s energy supplies at risk to get your kicks. You put our linesmen at risk. You add £££ in constraint management. Not clever. In fact reckless & dangerous