Jord🛸

balls in my face- Nate curry. formal geeker

[Jord🛸 @chubbtrain]

Great season @cavs 💔

[Y3MII @fw_Y3MII]

Confront your girl about what she did wrong, and watch her somehow make it your fault

[Jiv. @ AX2026 @JDxImpetus]

Money came in.

[ms wiener mcgee @fartbuttsex30]

i hope this is what 20 feels like

[Mexican Rug Dealer @DealinRugs]

Gambling $1000 at the casino > spending $1000 on someone’s ungrateful daughter

[Anthony 🇺🇸 @Anthony_TeraHz]

How your girlfriend looks at you when you ask her to block the guy who “raped” her in 2022

[DraftKings Sports @DKSports]

@Flash_Garrett 7x Pro Bowler
5x All-Pro
2x Defensive Player of the Year
Sack record king

Cleveland legend 🐶

[Nick Karns @karnsies817]

Dear Myles Garrett,

Thank you for breaking TJ Watt's single season sack record.

Thank you for setting the Cleveland Browns all time sack record.

Thank you for consistent, nonstop, jaw dropping GREATNESS.

You'll always be a Cleveland legend. 🥺

[jack @TheCavsJack]

In just a few months 💔

[myles brown @mdotbrown]

If McCain played for any other team he'd be a lovable scrappy dog. But now he's just Hitlers corgi

[riel @riceojst]

pervert riddler: fondle me this... 😳😳👀😏😏😏

[gex @severalbird]

good pussy sounds like squidward’s feet

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Best third baseman in the game.

#GuardsBall

[Burt @BurtRetard]

If you can’t make her gag by the size make her gag by the smell

[Cockus Flightball #QUIZNARYAN 𓅘 @CQCKVS]

Rape Charge? You can just put it on my tab

[Jord🛸 @chubbtrain]

This road reminds me of her

[Jord🛸 @chubbtrain]

Siphon that must be a Fortnite reference

[Jord🛸 @chubbtrain]

Weak ass verdict Betsy fine asl I hear

[Jord🛸 @chubbtrain]

He tryna get up in dat #exhaustpipe