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any pronouns • queer southern shitposter

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me, seeing any reptile or amphibian: this is just like the 1972 eco-horror film Frogs starring Sam Elliott

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a computer? you mean the balatro machine?

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a cellphone? you mean pocket balatro?

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this year, for me, was really just about throwing it back

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today i looked at a customer and said “okay, we’re going to look at a picture of a weevil together” why am i allowed to be so unserious

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shoutout to the homie at the @JoeyValence & @heybrae show last night that was filming the whole thing on their nintendo ds 💚 i hope to see the footage one day

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how is everybody doing after that kstew rolling stones shoot? i for one will never recover

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she did it again, gang

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my 17 yo coworker asked me if i know who lana del rey is

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truly sorry to anyone at louder than life that missed @pinkshiftmd ‘s set yesterday… still thinking abt it

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@DiceEnvy not to have a papaw moment but it’s prunes

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it really is just me and coke zero against the world

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sobbing weeping crying throwing up rolling on the floor i miss in person dnd so much

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i think one of my personal favorite things about dungeons and drag queens is being able to observe and share in the simple of joy of playing with people who are new to the game and loving it

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my cat is older than some of my coworkers

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big w emptying a tote underneath my bed today

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BREAKING: The SKINAMARINK phone has arrived at the 2023 #MetGala

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my pantone zodiac said shades of lilac/purple ONLY!!

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it’s gone too far

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo will miss you, little blue check mark. But don’t worry everybody, Elmo is still Elmo! ❤️

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he is so silly fr