Adeptus Null

wig/ger

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

You know what they call the shape store in Paris? La boutique de formes

[DesiredCE @DesiredCE]

What should be happening to the rioters in France rn

[Adeptus Null @chudstartes]

@MadelaineLucyH Obsessed with men award

[Adeptus Null @chudstartes]

@MadelaineLucyH Hi Doctor Comedy here, just wanted to let you know that thing you thought was funny wasn’t actually funny because I didn’t think it was funny

[Adeptus Null @chudstartes]

@BrianAtlas I’ve seen enough, give her voting rights.

[mimi🎀bella 🇦🇷 @miusibella]

Nunca fue tan fácil elegir un bando

[Nayib Bukele @nayibbukele]

J’ai entendu dire que la France était finie, qu’il était trop tard pour la sauver.

Mais la France est toujours aussi belle, enviable même. Sa grandeur n’a pas disparu, elle ne demande qu’à renaître.

Nous avons surmonté en un an un problème cent fois plus grave, sans avoir les moyens dont dispose la France.

La France pourrait y arriver en une semaine.

[ExamplePrime @ExamplePrime]

"Ho ho, and where did that bring you old friend? That's right, back to me."

[Adeptus Null @chudstartes]

@JJ9828 So you’re saying he got the gun illegally?

[Adeptus Null @chudstartes]

@JJ9828 What stopped the shooter from doing more harm?

[Richard “Beebo” Russell @proverbs_14_23]

I’m going to let you in on a secret about rape that I learned while bouncing at 3 nightclubs concurrently for my entire undergrad. 500 nights at the club dealing with women and creeps have produced some insight.

The first thing to understand is that 99% of date-rape cases are just patently false. Every weekend like clockwork a new tiny girl who hadn’t eaten all day would confidently down 5 shots of tequila then claim she was drugged once word got around that she shit herself in a cab, or fell asleep in a dumpster.

I’ve lost count of how many of them were perplexed to report that their drug tests came back clean the next morning.

BUT… In my 500 nights of service, I witnessed it happen for real, bill cosby style, twice.

And in 100% of those cases it was a black or an Indian guy.

The first was a guy named Sohil who had actually openly made some suspect remarks to people I knew. Why was nothing done? Because the concept was so completely alien to the white guys around him that they simply didn’t believe what they were hearing.

It was exactly like the scene from American Psycho where he talks about a girls head on a stick as though it’s the punchline to a joke, and his friends just exchange a weird look and carry on. That’s how crazy the prospect of rape sounds to white guys, he might as well have said he had a head in his freezer.

Ultimately, Sohil was caught trying to sneak into a drugged girl’s bedroom window after her roommates had shuttled her home for the night. He was sentenced to 2 years in prison. There was no international outrage, no big news articles, nothing. Just a post on Facebook shared between the bar staff.

The second was a black guy from Martinique. He was a charming niggardly character who hung around the bars every weekend bumming cigarettes or making a few bucks selling fake cocaine. He lived in someone’s walk-in closet for $300 a month.

He had rumours circulating about his predation, but nobody had anything concrete until he was finally caught inappropriately touching an incapacitated girl and force feeding her drugs.

He was quickly and brutally sentenced to a swift release and a mild scolding from a social worker. He had successfully argued to the judge that people would kill him if he were sent back to Martinique, and was therefore let off with not even a slap on the wrist.

The funniest part of this whole ordeal is that we have reason to suspect that he was a refugee in the first place because he had raped the wrong guy’s sister back home. You genuinely can’t make this shit up.

Word got around to the bars, but this was back in the day. We didn’t have ID scanners, and hiring was a revolving door. Every Fortnite we’d have a new roster of Dianabol enthusiasts standing at the entrance letting groups of bombshells skip the line. It was impossible to entirely keep people out.

And so within 2 months it happened again. Exactly the same as last time. And the black guy hit the judge with the exact same excuse. Luckily the judge finally came to his senses, and sent him back to a third world shithole. He has lived in Paris France ever since.

I tell these stories because I’m at my whits end with headlines like the one I see below. At this point we’re so used to being gaslit that the omission of a description is as good as a 4K portrait.

So I’ll do my small part to set record straight.

It is never the white men.

[𝓜λ𝓰𝓾𝓼 𝓜𝓪𝔁 @Magus_Max1]

*Voy a jugar un ratito para distraerme y para bajarme el estrés”

El putísimo equipo enemigo que hay en la partida:

[Adeptus Null @chudstartes]

@CommieGibberish So funny learning that every single bad thing that has ever happened to the jews is just something they totally deserve and most often they’re being let off easy

[J͎Λ͎Y͎ @TakeThiamine]

Type of stuff women get up to after posting about the Cornell 7

[Benzo Stray Dogs @benzostraydogs]

I need people to see these two clips of Carrie (1976) and Carrie (2026) side by side to understand you are being fed slop and calling it a gourmet meal

[Adeptus Null @chudstartes]

@9mmsmg This is rape btw

[Adeptus Null @chudstartes]

@man_vs_box The question is, do you want to put up with this kinda crazy for the rest of your life

They’re all emotionally unstable retards, just gotta pick the one you tolerate the most

[Zian_qut @Gyattrizzler482]

How it feels to scroll on twitter in public

[Create Profit @Create_Profit]

Bro it’s called a Roth IRA, it’s so sick. You just live in poverty for 50 years, then one day you wake up and your dick doesn’t work, but you get to open your phone and see a big number, and the best part? It’s all tax-free.