Chuka

Catholic | JS Dev | Lazy Workaholic

[Name cannot be blank @hackSultan]

They'll not compare the education, public infrastructure, or anything else, but heyyyyy it also floods in Osaka so don't complain about the flood in Osapa.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Yeah, this has been very sudden and I’m trying to adjust. Asking for privacy as I ascend.

[Sam @FPLSportScience]

There are also hundreds of thousands of men who would love to be Dad's but can't. Having a child might also never happen again in your life.

The Dad is not useless at the birth. What an abhorrent quote and attitude towards life this woman has. Go and meet your child, Jérémy ♥️

[DaSuKi @chukaobi]

It’s called prayer.
Christian prayer.
To the Lord Jesus.

[Ugonna Okeke @Victorokeke_]

We buy data to use the technology, but now we must turn off the technology just to afford the data.

They always know how to regulate Nigerians into shape in a market economy.

[Enyinnaya @enyinna_]

You can mock Nigerian girls all you want for lacking communication skills, but the truth is that Nigerian society is generally hostile to honest conversation.

The more Nigerians you deal with, the more you notice a pattern: people avoid saying things directly. They deflect, suppress, and sidestep difficult discussions until, seemingly out of nowhere, there's an emotional outburst.

Many of our siblings, parents, lecturers, bosses, and peers exhibit this trait to varying degrees: avoid, deflect, avoid—then suddenly, get mad.

[Ose Anenih, CPM @ose_anenih]

So I recently ported from GLO to @MTNNG. I had heard about MTN’s disappearing data, but I suspected they were just anecdotes and bad belle stories.

Omo! One week in and I’m spending more on MTN’s data bundles than I ever did with Glo. It finishes FAST!!!

@NgComCommission used to track data usage and stuff when I served there in 2004. I’m not sure they still do. Can someone do a test across all mobile networks to check if a 1GB bundle is actually 1GB?

@fccpcnigeria

[Johnmark Obiefuna @jayhemz]

@iamvic_t @Letter_to_Jack If you get excess, why not?

[Name cannot be blank @hackSultan]

Two companies globally.

Winrar and VLC
No single hater.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

The FUTO outgoing Vice Chancellor, Prof. Nnenna Oti, has announced a two-week suspension of all school activities following the recent “Man O’ War” incident that lead to a student’s death.

She has also directed all students in hostels to evacuate within 24 hours, citing renovation and fumigation. Many students believe this is a pretext to suppress the student body, especially as her tenure ends in two weeks.

Protests are not permitted in FUTO. Per Form 13 signed during admission, introduced under her administration. protesting can lead to arrest and revocation of admission.

This is why students in FUTO can’t do anything.

[The Grid Post @TheGridPost]

IMPROVEMENT IN THE POWER SECTOR IS FELT, NOT TOLD.

Maybe, just maybe…

Nigeria’s electricity problem is no longer simply about “more generation.”

Yes, there are genuine ongoing projects: OB3, AKK, ELPS expansion, transmission substations, SIEMENS UPGRADES, STATE ELECTRICITY MARKETS etc. Nobody paying attention can honestly say nothing is happening.

But we also need to stop treating “ongoing” like an achievement.

In Nigeria, some projects have been “95% complete” since the time of Adam.

A power project cannot be “almost ready” for 7–10 years.

Every major project should have a clear completion date, public milestones and accountability if timelines fail.

A few uncomfortable truths:

1. The privatisation may need revision.
The DisCos likely need a mandatory recapitalisation exercise: something similar to what Soludo’s CBN did with banks. Electricity is too important for operators who cannot sufficiently invest in infrastructure, metering and network upgrades.

2. Regulation has to become enforcement.
NERC and state regulators cannot continue operating mainly through statements and guidelines yet when a citizens reports an issue; it dies off somewhere,somewhere without resolution. Compliance should be proactive, measurable and enforced.

3. We should judge the sector by outcomes, not announcements.

Since 2023, the messaging has largely been the same: improve electricity supply, stabilise the grid and increase delivered power.

Yet reality has been mixed.

2023: Better electricity supply was promised. Some may argue that they are currently worst off in terms of supply experience.

2024: Major focus shifted to grid stability and transmission improvements. Yet grid disturbances still happened repeatedly.

2025: Nigeria recorded generation highs close to 6,000 MW: genuine progress that deserves acknowledgment. But sustained supply still remains far below meagre 5,000 MW.

Now the official ambition is 8,000 MW by 2027.

Possible? Yes.

Achievable? Also yes.

But Nigerians have heard enough projections since NEPA era.

The hard questions remain:

What project will be completed? By when? What exact MW will it add? And how do Nigerians measure success beyond press statements?

Else, propaganda runs amok.

[The Life Of Brian @DaytrippingRed]

Ornstein strolls in, drops the confirmation, strolls off into the mist again until the next one

No catchphrase, no AI shite, just does his thing and bounces

He is the 🐐

[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

This is not correct @FabrizioRomano.

The most decorated African player in history is Hossam Ashour of Egypt.

He won 39 trophies:
CAF Champions League x6
Egyptian Premier League x13
Egypt Cup x4
Egyptian Super Cup x10
CAF Super Cup x5
CAF Confederation Cup x1

Muhammad Abou Trika also won 29 trophies.

Achraf Hakimi is the most decorated African footballer in European football history.

There is a difference. Please make the correction @FabrizioRomano

[The Sarcastic Ginger @Andy13797817]

@RedMarrow_ This should just give Evra a cameraman and let him loose on Carrington.

[Ologunagba John, ACIHRM, PGD-HRM, CPM @ologunagbajohnM]

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[TKMaxey0 @TKMaxey0]

@DaleJohnsonBBC Did you intentionally call them 'Tottenham' in this tweet? lol

[Bruno Fernandes @B_Fernandes8]

how can I assist you? ☕

[Palmwine Papi @spicedliver]

This is simple, really. He's giving you the power to choose to engage. If you engage, you're interested, if you don't, no one is pestering you when you know you're not interested. W-W, really.

[Chetuya Chinagolum @Chetuyachinago]

I put on my fraud detection hat whenever I see a 22 year old Tech bro who supposedly dropped out of college to fund an AI startup. In this case, what I found about this Kled guy is incredibly disturbing.

K5 Global is Kled’s lead investor. K5 Global is a firm that frequently invests alongside the Palantir and Thiel network. Another Kled backer, Aglaé Ventures, owned by Bernard Arnault, has a massive AI portfolio that intersects with the same labs that Palantir’s AIP integrates with.

Basically, Kled is the Data Harvester for Palantir. Their job is to mobilize hundreds of thousands of gig workers, mostly from the Global South, to upload personal photos, videos, and documents. They convert raw human life into a machine readable product. Their clients like Palantir act as the Data Refinery. Palantir’s software, specifically Foundry and AIP, is designed to take that data and make it actionable for governments and corporations to put into global surveillance and military use.

We can safely conclude that this Kled guy and other similar AI startups harvesting user data are human meat shields. They are specifically set up and funded to do the dirty work for Silicon Valley tech empires.

Understand that these Large AI labs are currently being sued by artists, writers, and publishers for stealing data through web scraping. To win these court cases, OpenAI and Palantir need to prove they have clean, consented data. Buying a dataset from Kled, where every user signed a 50 page digital consent form in exchange for $20, gives these billion dollar tech companies a free pass.

Also, imagine if Palantir, a company already criticized for government surveillance and US military war campaigns, offered to pay people in developing countries to film their living rooms and daily activities. It would look like a global surveillance network. By using Kled as a middleman, they get the same data but keep their hands clean in the public eye.

Even though we cannot verify his claim of Nigerians defrauding his company, what we can verify is that he is an industry plant. He is set up to allow AI data labs to continue harvesting user data for global surveillance and military use.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Dear Microsoft, when I hit the Windows Start menu key and start typing a word to autocomplete a search, I never, ever, EVER want it to return results of something not on my computer. Ever. Like, ever, ever, never.