Kristen Hess Deo

Tweeting about ironic, clever, and ridiculous marketing I come across, along with random thoughts along the way. San Diego Native. She/Her

[Kristen Hess Deo @chuklmaker]

😎 When I get a new Twitter follower.

😔 When I realize I'm one of the 150K they are following.

[Kristen Hess Deo @chuklmaker]

Garrett was one of the many clients I met out at the Second Harvest free food distributions. Sadly, this story is not unique…

[Second Harvest of Silicon Valley @2ndharvest]

After 25 years with the same company, Garrett, a mechanical engineer, was laid off leaving him anxious about how to support his family. @2ndharvest's grocery distribution at @CanadaCollege became his lifeline, cutting his food bills by 75%. “There’s something so soothing about knowing I can put food on the table.”

[Kristen Hess Deo @chuklmaker]

Small town vibes. 😂 #Portland @StacyBeckley

[PhotoShelter @photoshelter]

🗓️ P.S. We're hosting a webinar with @2ndharvest, Storyteller Award winner @chuklmaker, and her colleague Ruth Mendoza on Wednesday, August 28!

Learn more and register here: https://t.co/a5VukBdfd6

[Second Harvest of Silicon Valley @2ndharvest]

📚✏️ As the school year kicks off, our volunteer numbers tend to drop, but the need in our community remains. If you've volunteered with us before, we would love to see you again! Your time and kindness make a big difference. 🧡 #FeedingSiliconValley

[Kristen Hess Deo @chuklmaker]

Loved photographing Kevin at one of our free food distributions. He was very excited to help his mom pack their cart with groceries! 😂

[Second Harvest of Silicon Valley @2ndharvest]

🌧️ Meet 2-year-old Kevin and his mom, Mariela. Kevin's joy in helping load groceries and taking a ride in the pushcart is infectious! Did you know @2ndharvest provides groceries to 81 local K-12 schools and 11 colleges, fueling growth and development? #50YearsofNourishment

[Kristen Hess Deo @chuklmaker]

@StacyBeckley @dunkindonuts 💯

[Kristen Hess Deo @chuklmaker]

@2ndharvest 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Joaquin is an inspiration to us all.

[Kristen Hess Deo @chuklmaker]

@redlobster Pointless!

[Kristen Hess Deo @chuklmaker]

Came for the Cheddar Bay Biscuits. This place still slaps! @redlobster

[F. Scott Fitz Jesse (Johnny Utah edition) @FScottFitzJesse]

Your password must contain a number, a letter, a special character, the square root of Pi, a Kennedy conspiracy theory, three ounces of hair, the concept of friendship, 3 dozen hard boiled eggs (peeled)…

[alex @alex_abads]

when i reply “maybe!” to someone inviting me out today

[Kristen Hess Deo @chuklmaker]

@2ndharvest Congratulations Kaylee! 🥳

[Kristen Hess Deo @chuklmaker]

The mystery can be unlocked only if you subscribe monthly… (@StacyBeckley)

[Kristen Hess Deo @chuklmaker]

@LaUzzi Ursula, this Tweet of yours from ‘09 should be framed. 😆

[Kristen Hess Deo @chuklmaker]

The women’s shoe rack (sizes 11-13+) was most definitely emptied at @marshalls for this #WalkAMile event for @YourYwca! 👠👠

[Kristen Hess Deo @chuklmaker]

I love this event. ❤️ Donate to my husband’s fundraising efforts. Every painful step he takes is a reminder that 1 in 4 women are abused by an intimate partner. I will live Tweet all the hairy legs I see today! #WalkAMile ⁦@YourYwca⁩ https://t.co/dgixSlrrQ9

[Kristen Hess Deo @chuklmaker]

Craft fairs are my love language now! Thank you San Jose Made @sjmade for introducing me to these artists!

[Kristen Hess Deo @chuklmaker]

@StacyBeckley Preach

[Kristen Hess Deo @chuklmaker]

I stand by this being my funniest (and most painful) Tweet of 2022, despite getting no reaction from my tens of followers. 😂💜

[Kristen Hess Deo @chuklmaker]

I stubbed my toe on Saturday. Today it is a lovely shade of purple. So I’ve decided my pinky toe will be Grimace for #Halloween this year.