The Lazy Astronaut

An astronaut, a politician, a rockstar are all exceptionally talented people. I, unfortunately am non of the above.

Am a story teller battling a drug problem.

[The Lazy Astronaut @chup_achi]

@atifthepoet Coz u r disingenious, thats why. Stop gaslighting people

[The Lazy Astronaut @chup_achi]

@EylonALevy Its the USA thats fighting the war. Show their map too

[The Lazy Astronaut @chup_achi]

@HinduAmericans Imagine being an Indian and then being upset when Mira Nair s son is leading the polls?

Literally every brown person should be proud Mamdani

[The Lazy Astronaut @chup_achi]

@bscholl So like war criminals??

[The Lazy Astronaut @chup_achi]

@orenbarsky Criminals generally have big balls. Doesn't mean they are not criminals.

[The Lazy Astronaut @chup_achi]

@virginiafoxx So Virgnia Fox Stands with Ashutosh from India?

[The Lazy Astronaut @chup_achi]

@EylonALevy Shouldnt have bombed them unprovoked

[The Lazy Astronaut @chup_achi]

@jawadahmadone Bhai tu pehlay bijli chori band kar

[The Lazy Astronaut @chup_achi]

@GovMikeHuckabee So like, u mean they are not the indigenous people then??

[The Lazy Astronaut @chup_achi]

@joumana_gebara_ Just scroll through social media and u r in for a bit of a reality check

[The Lazy Astronaut @chup_achi]

@Maya144796 U mean like an underground tunnell network??

[The Lazy Astronaut @chup_achi]

@mjdawar @SkyYaldaHakim Calm down

Most of us didnt even know of her Afghan background.

We just judging her for her conduct and lack of integrity.

[The Lazy Astronaut @chup_achi]

@Israel @IDF Europe hasnt attacked Iran.

Isreal has!!

Deal with in

[Asad Ali Toor @AsadAToor]

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Must acknowledge screen smartness of @SkyYaldaHakim, the way she immediately finished the interview when Professor @s_m_marandi trashed her all “anchoring/journalism/career” in 2 minutes. One minute silence for #YaldaHakim in sympathy and @SkyNews for giving her screen 🤝

[The Lazy Astronaut @chup_achi]

@AmnaKhanPMLN @KhawajaMAsif This has to be a satire post surely

[The Lazy Astronaut @chup_achi]

@AIPAC It has been on this verge since 1980s apparently.

Stop lying

[The Lazy Astronaut @chup_achi]

@Maya144796 Majority of Isrealis have a second passport.

So don't know what u r even on about

[The Lazy Astronaut @chup_achi]

@OrenMarmorstein @SkyNews @skynewsSam Tell her that u committed a genocide and the world was indifferent so u got cocky and bombed another nation unprovoked and they have retaliated.

Kids are smarter than we think. She ll totally understand

[The Lazy Astronaut @chup_achi]

@EYakoby U guys bombed a country first!!

This is just self defence

[The Lazy Astronaut @chup_achi]

@EylonALevy Eylon mate, I am convinced u make posts like this just to invite ridicule

There is no way u r this dense, when there is a warrant out for war crimes against ur dear leader.

Come on now, behave