Matt Brenton

Threat Intel Analyst | Former DFIR Analyst | combat vet | cyclist | gearhead | gamer | nerd | he/him/his. DM me doggo memes.

[💻 Sherrod @sherrod_im]

MITRE ATT&CK is astrology for security nerds.

[Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA]

Imagine dinosaurs posing with an asteroid

[Will @BushidoToken]

We did a thing! Freddy M and I have worked since early 2023 on a side project to create:

_The Threat Actor Profile Guide for CTI Analysts_

We hope wider the #CTI community finds this as helpful as the @CuratedIntel members.

🔗https://t.co/GfXxRQOPNG

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[Mason Egger @masonegger]

I thought I was pissed about the @digitalocean layoff yesterday, but then I read the earnings call from this morning. Here's the highlights.

* Revenue grew 34% YOY last year🤔
* Approval to buy back 500 million stock
* Already bought back 600 million worth of stock last year

[capitolhunters @capitolhunters]

Someone has to say it: Elon Musk has lied for 27 years about his credentials. He does not have a BS in Physics, or any technical field. Did not get into a PhD program. Dropped out in 1995 & was illegal. Later, investors quietly arranged a diploma - but not in science. 🧵1/

[Matt Brenton @chupath1ngee]

Not quite $28 but close 🙃

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

14 x $2 Burritos = $28. What's your $28 order?

[Nancy Pelosi Stock Tracker ♟ @pelositracker]

BREAKING🚨:

Remember when Pelosi sold 25,000 shares of $NVDA back in July?

Well $NVDA was just told by the US Government to Restrict chip sales in China & Russia

$NVDA is currently down -6% in after hours

The Pelosi's saved ~$600,000 of losses by selling their shares

[Jeff @usedwigs]

painting of first known ska musician

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

The Ethicist | I overheard our nanny celebrating getting 10K of her student loans forgiven. Is it ok to reduce her salary by 10K?

[Katie Nickels @likethecoins]

The long-awaited Part 2 of my CTI self study plan is here! This one covers OSINT, pivoting, clustering/naming groups, and attribution. Enjoy! https://t.co/lqTNYoc3n0 #ThreatIntelligence #CTI

[Andy Piazza @klrgrz]

This is fun… right? Right! #HomeLab #InfosecMemes

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Thanks, Obama

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

This is a BFD.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

The Inflation Reduction Act is now law.

Giving Medicare the power to negotiate lower prescription drug prices. Ensuring wealthy corporations pay their fair share in taxes.

And taking the biggest step forward on climate in our history.

[Rob Sand @RobSandIA]

@ChuckGrassley Area man running to stay in office until he is 94 years old blames someone else for lack of family time

[jordi @jordienr]

developers will spend $300 on a mechanic keyboard that makes a specific sound and then use it with $400 noise cancelling headphones

[Sam Shirazi @samshirazim]

Voting will not change everything, but it can have huge impacts

Democrats had complete control of Virginia government for 2 years in 2020 and 2021

There was a lot passed that was easy to miss

It changed Virginia into most progressive state in the South

Some highlights…

1/7

[that taylor girl @pdxwildflowers]

Last year, I stopped a guy who had a giant gosling following him & asked him if he was aware. He said yea, he found it orphaned on the side of the road and took it in to make sure it was okay. He was letting it stay until it could fly. It looked like this:

[Matt Brenton @chupath1ngee]

@Tr0phyWifeHacks HI JENNY!