Church Problems

We are all about tweeting funny problems church goers go through. Follow us we will follow back !

[Nick Odorzynski @NickToTheO]

Today, because the kids were in service, I️ watched, in horror, as my two children picked their noses during worship. #ViewFromTheDrumCage #AtLeastTheyreOnTheFrontRow @PastorsKids @ChurchProbs

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1st service attendees be like.

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#christianpickuplines

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Church in the park this morning. Wish they would turn down the heater though. #julyheat #outdoorworship

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As a worship leader, it's customary for you to have the least amount of sleep and be the most energized person in the room.

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And Jesus was all like, "Mom, chill. I'll be back in two or three days tops!"

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I want to date the Hell out of you. #FlirtAndConvert

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Are you the moon? Because I definitely see you reflecting the Son #ChristianPickupLines

[Local Worship Band @LocalWorshipBnd]

No Gretsch, no Glory.

#WorshipRules

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Never know what to say after leading worship &someone says "enjoyed your music." I mean it's not "my music". It's all God's. #thanksiguess

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During a test:

Holy Spirit You are welcome here.

Come flood my mind and make the answers clear.

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Guess who showed up to church an hour late! #SpringForward #churchprobs

[Anon Church Guy @MrChurchGuy]

A Christian is not a customer at their church, but an associate who should be prepared to serve.

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U bring up a new way of doing things & the only thing the pastor says is "I'll pray about it" just know that's the Pastor way of saying NO

[Mikayla Bowers @Mikaaayylaaa]

That awkward moment when you stall to wait and see if the worship leader sings "unforeseen" or "sloppy wet"... #churchprobs

[↟SAR↡ @sarrahcueva]

I don't think theres ever a moment when I don't have church songs stuck in my head #churchprobs 😂😂😂

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pastor starts walking towards you while preaching & you start praying that he doesn't use you as an illustration #ChurchProbs

[Pastor Pending @RecentPastor]

Well, that's original! LOL

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