#ChurchProbs - Twitter Hashtag

almost 4 years ago

Permanent deacon got salty bc I showed up to serve Holy Mass. So I thought, fine I’ll just Mcee. As soon as I told him I would Mcee, his attitude changed 😂😅#ChurchProbs

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Ephram Wilkoff @wilkoffe

over 6 years ago

Quote tweet this with the most ridiculous thing you ever did in youth group. I once drank an entire can of Mountain Dew through another person’s sock... #YouthGroup #ChurchProbs #CookKids #MmmLinty

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Ephram Wilkoff @wilkoffe

over 6 years ago

I don’t know who needs to hear this but, GO ORDER YOUR CHRISTMAS EVE CANDLES. #PSA #WorshipLeaderProbs #ChurchProbs #ChristmasEve #BurnOneDown

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joeydavila @thee_JoeyD

almost 7 years ago

Ushers who count attendance: it’s kinda creepy when you walk around slowly and look at everyone while you count...just saying. 😁#churchprobs

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Megan Volpert @MeganVolpert

about 7 years ago

@anjalienjeti #churchprobs

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kale jo @kayleetweetsnow

over 7 years ago

Every church in America has "the backscratching couple" and somehow I ALWAYS choose the seat directly behind them. #whynow #canwenot #churchprobs #christians

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Jonathan Bowman @drjmbowman

over 7 years ago

Every time Chicago Cubs fans say the word ‘cubbies’, I think about AWANA. #churchprobs

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Crystal the Yoga Teacher (insert self promotion) @justanarpinion

over 7 years ago

Dear evangelicals, please stop telling me I have to respect the president by comparing it to respecting my pastor They are not the same, thank goodness. One is a man called by God and serves God, The other is a man who only serves himself. Don’t get it twisted. #churchprobs

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J Mart @studmuffin73

over 7 years ago

If you take the pen, is it stealing or marketing? #churchprobs

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Beth Mathews 🎶 @Meth_Bathews

over 7 years ago

There’s an older lady at church that comes an hour early every service. Love her to death but she never stops talking to me until someone else shows up. I gots work to do. #PartOfTheJob #ChurchProbs

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Lizzie @lizzie_mcdonald

almost 8 years ago

#Churchprobs can’t say the word cavalry without it coming out as Calvary @johnbcrist

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Haley Deem✨ @haleykdeem

almost 8 years ago

“That’s a great idea” That’s why they pay me the mediocre bucks. #churchprobs

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Emily Mays @Emily_Mil_95

almost 8 years ago

Let me tell you, it is hard to keep a straight face when your pastor is teaching on Galatians 19-21, specifically on sexual immorality, but the verse on the screen says "sexual immortality" is the problem. #churchprobs #goodmorning

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gio_daboi @gio_hdz96

almost 8 years ago

Sometimes I take a day to accept my planning center requests just to feel like I’m in control #churchprobs

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Very Evangelical Problems @VeryEvangelical

over 8 years ago

When Sharon and Barbara unveil the new “ARISE” church mural. And you haven’t the heart to tell them... #arise #bumnote #mural #churchprobs

VeryEvangelical's tweet photo. When Sharon and Barbara unveil the new “ARISE” church mural. And you haven’t the heart to tell them...
#arise #bumnote #mural #churchprobs https://t.co/679tk7h7rp

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Very Evangelical Problems @VeryEvangelical

over 8 years ago

“Yeh not too bad thanks you?” Translation: I’ve had a faith crisis, I’ve not prayed in a month, I’m not feeling connected to God, but I’m not going to acknowledge this for another 3-5 years by which time it’ll be very hard to salvage the wreckage of my faith” #churchprobs

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Kyley Elizabeth!👑💕 @Kyley_Elizabeth

over 8 years ago

You know you were raised in church when you say “amen” in the middle of class... instead of saying “yes”.😂🙌🏻 #churchprobs

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SnowlessInShreveport @TheFitNuke

over 8 years ago

When you’re sitting in church trying to listen to the sermon but end up studying every minute curl of the hair on the head blocking your view #churchprobs

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