ChurchTechProbs

I am a part-time technical director for a mid-sized Baptist Church in the midwest.

[The Unappreciated Pastor @Rev_Norespect]

A recent survey shows 0% of babies stop crying because you turn around and look at their parents. #G32019

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@Typicalpk

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Uh-oh, @FoxNews 😂

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Guest speaker cannot quit fiddling with his E6. #leaveitalone

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We'll Work Till Jesus Comes (because we can't afford not to) #HRCommitteeHymnRewrites

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The Majesty and Glory of an HSA #HRCommitteeHymnRewrites

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No Not One (covered expense) #HRCommitteeHymnRewrites

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It's so Wonderful (to meet your deductible) #HRCommitteeHymnRewrites

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I Surrender All (of my paycheck) #HRCommitteeHymnRewrites

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Have you failed in your retirement plan? #HRCommitteeHymnRewrites

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Have you Been to A Financial Planner? #HRCommitteeHymnRewrites

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God Will Take Care of You (because we don't provide medical) #HRCommitteeHymnRewrites

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Free From the Law (but not the employee handbook) #HRCommitteeHymnRewrites

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Dying with Jesus of a Preexisting Condition #HRCommitteeHymnRewrites

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Bring Ye All the Tithes (so we can make payroll) #HRCommitteeHymnRewrites

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Be Thou My Vision Coverage #HRCommitteeHymnRewrites

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All to Thee, Insurance Provider #HRCommitteeHymnRewrites

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A Child of the King (but still not a recognized dependent) #HRCommitteeHymnRewrites

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Hear our Prayer (for cheaper insurance) #HRCommitteeHymnRewrites

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Man of Sorrows (AKA the Pastor after his salary review) #HRCommitteeHymnRewrites