Jesse

the sigma and the ligma

[murder ibushi @WillOsupurei]

This mfs death produced the greatest Twitter screenshot ever 😭

[Screwly G @ScrewlyG]

Niggas be 17 drinking budlight nigga what the fuck is yo problem

[DD 🇱🇷 @ThatPekinDD]

Oh yea this getting added to the slander library fasho

[St. Wilding Gyres @wilding_gyres]

“Communism is Socialism with a gun”

[Naz @nazbowling102]

Imagine finally graduating from spy school in China only to find out your first assignment is dating a man known as the roach lord

[Abu Kittens ⵣ ✪ ▄︻╦芫≡══-- 🌺 ☠︎︎ ﹏𓊝﹏ @mabukittens]

when my fake hassidic beard falls off at the netanyahu meet and greet

[alkalien @alkalien]

Headlines from 1922.

[Shariq @77_shariq]

Situation so bad in India that bro respawned

[gen z superboy (official) @shin_kale_rider]

“If Mamdani can't find a legal justification for arresting Netanyahu he should just resort to police brutality at a traffic stop”

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

Drake made his best music when he used to look like a sandwich

[Gazun 💮 @Gazungamer]

"We didn’t want to simply just put a leather outfit on him and have him start killing vampires" NIGGA THAT'S LITTERALLY ALL WE WANTED

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

it’s called “Dunesday” because I’m going to watch Dune and then call it a day.

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

“NOOOOOOO YOU CAN’T PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT CARDS I’VE USED, THAT’S CARD COUNTING!!! USING STRATEGY IS AGAINST THE RULES!!! YOU CAN ONLY USE BLIND LUCK!!! SECURITY!!!!!!!!!”

[Miller 💫 @PhantomNarukami]

if you asked sony for a first party game collection and a brand new controller for $60 in 2026 they'll just shoot you

[Zero @zerowontmiss]

POV: Me leaving the theater after watching The Odyssey

[Greg “G-Spot” Spottingham @justgspottin]

How it feels to accidentally make eye contact with a girl at the gym