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[courtney @chwethington]

Me typing up a tweet knowing it’s too real for the tl and I’m just gonna save it to drafts

[reMARCableMe @ReMARCableMe]

I played Goblin Cleanup with some friends on stream today and OH MY GOD the game is SO GOOD @GoblinCleanup GREAT WORK SO FAR CAN'T WAIT TO SEE MORE!

[reMARCableMe @ReMARCableMe]

Explain your eye placement! @GoblinCleanup

(This game is a blast)

[Cosmonaut Star💫🏴🔻 @Solidarity_Star]

Lmao can someone explain how on earth the cop fucked up on this slide so badly

[courtney @chwethington]

@thatcrazycaniac @the_transit_guy I agree that people don’t need multiple homes but please who do you think rents out beach houses?

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

Unhand her at once (she’s the conductor)

[Sarah Hollowell 🦝 @sarahhollowell]

Laying in bed every night thinking "Wow, it would be so nice to read before bed." The book is right next to me. I have chosen the book. I have prepared the book. Why can I not pick up the book. Why can I not open the book and read the book. Why is there only Scrolling.

[courtney @chwethington]

@PopBase Gotta get @AchievementHunt in on the UNO movie

[courtney @chwethington]

I miss the days when we didn’t play country on pop radio bc why was Morgan Wallen (🤢) on both stations at the same time.

[courtney @chwethington]

@drvolts The ONLY thing I can think of is that my employer gives me like $2 a paycheck towards mine and also helps me pay my out of pocket minimum but…

[courtney @chwethington]

@domesticetch They did the same thing with Lexus in Black Panther. Most car chases now seem to do it idk it’s weird

[courtney @chwethington]

Me 6 months ago: maybe I’ll buy a house this year
The numbers: no

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

A country cannot function when in 2.5 years the top 30 largest housing markets increased between 21-55%. We are so past avocado toast.

[courtney @chwethington]

@fayemikah It ruins food in the same way that one video ruined grapefruit for me. Y’all know the one.

[courtney @chwethington]

@IDoBadTakes @Megatronstaint @clhubes I mean that’s the same prices as what I’d be looking at over here in NC if I just moved out of a city

[courtney @chwethington]

@JTLetourneau @wowmail @MAGAMichelleS69 @AdamParkhomenko The left needs bailouts but 13 republican politicians got PPP loan forgiveness? 🤔

[courtney @chwethington]

@freedomregent @reneemonroe88 @cooltxchick @M_Zot_ike @JacobnAnnasPapa @AdamParkhomenko I think you dropped this

[courtney @chwethington]

@Hoodoo33 @TommyLavinTST @hankgreen But we aren’t looking at it in the biblical sense. Separation of church and state is a thing everyone seems to be forgetting these days.

[courtney @chwethington]

I feel like this is very important to @NewestOlympian’s pro-pigeon anti-seagull views

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

I do think if you made a kardashian live my life on my income for a single month they would kill themselves

[Londyn Robinson, MD @londyloo]

Oh my gosh! Duke made tuition free for anyone who’s parents make < $150K per year. If parents make < $50K they get free tuition AND free books and room & board!

This would have literally changed my life in undergrad.