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searching for home #poetry #spokenword #dontcallmeCoolie #WeDehYeh 🇯🇲🇮🇳

[Chypoetldn @Chy78]

#MAFSUK #April in Jamaica lol poor George. Nah mind. Lef her.

[Gillian Fisher @GillFjourno]

@screenshothq_ Happy #WindrushDay. The #WindrushGeneration are from many backgrounds. I spoke to several Caribbean people about the varied faces & experiences of the diaspora. Thank you @AchongJoan @Chy78 @LiminBeachClub & @Tsingtac for connecting me. https://t.co/INpx4bZ4JV

[Andrew Stevenson @the_a_stevenson]

"Is your scallop cooked?"
"No."
"No."
"No."
"I like the way the scallop is cooked," says the greengrocer.

#CelebrityMasterChef

[Chypoetldn @Chy78]

@UberUK have you now gone back to increasing the fare whilst in the uber?

[Chypoetldn @Chy78]

@bt_uk Its flashing. I've text help so someone is looking into at the moment

[Chypoetldn @Chy78]

@bt_uk can you advise if there is a problem in SW8? My broadband keeps disconnecting has been for 2 days now.

[Chypoetldn @Chy78]

@bt_uk Hi I've just ran the checks. It came back on then went off again. I'm working from home. Pls can you help.

[Chypoetldn @Chy78]

@SkyHelpTeam is there a problem in N8. We have no Internet!

[Chypoetldn @Chy78]

Now i got to wish away another week..hurry up Sunday #LineOfDuty

[Chypoetldn @Chy78]

#LineOfDuty

[Chypoetldn @Chy78]

@EE is there a network problem in N8, London?

[Chypoetldn @Chy78]

@TKMaxxHelp hi please can someone look into my query about the DPD delivering to the wrong address. I paid for next day delivery. I have sent a direct DM

[Chypoetldn @Chy78]

@TKMaxxHelp Hello, sent you a direct message about delivery. Hope to hear from you soon

[Chypoetldn @Chy78]

@TKMaxxHelp @DPDgroup_news Jimbob where did you deliver my parcel? I did not pay next day delivery for nothing!!!

[Chypoetldn @Chy78]

@GKellyFiction 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Wray & Nephew UK @WrayAndNephewUK]

QT this and get 0 likes and 0 RTs by 6:03 PM tomorrow 🤝winner gets some Wray😉 T&C's via link in bio

[Chypoetldn @Chy78]

@bt_uk how do I find out what's going on with the broadband? It keeps going down. I'm wfh and will really need my WiFi tmw!! Help!!

[Chypoetldn @Chy78]

@SabrinaMahfouz Real talk lol

[Chypoetldn @Chy78]

So does all that alfresco dining I saw at the weekend count as large gatherings? Because there was defo more than 30 ppl sitting close together. I guess dine out to help out wasn't the greatest idea. #frommondayUK

[Chypoetldn @Chy78]

And the reward for Queen of pranks goes to @itsNatalieodell sorry @Young_Ezee_ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣