cig lizzy

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

I Think a part of me will always be filled with hatred

[cig lizzy @ciglizzy]

There is a hotel security guard somewhere in sheboygan with my pool sex tape and i need to find him

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

I’m a good influence and a pleasure to have in class

[Jim @clannextdoor]

Pussy stink so bad the smoke alarm went off

[Hodl My Beer @Hodl_My_Beer]

@ElijahCone Litmus test for shit parenting if your kids like peppa pig. Whole family is shit and peppa is a cunt. Bluey is 🏆

[Groby @groby5000000]

Can you call back later. Yeah im pouring honey on my carpet

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

women are supposed to collect berries and shit while men are supposed to hunt and rap

[RXKNephew @NEPHEWRXK]

Just killed myself 5 mins ago

[cig lizzy @ciglizzy]

I got ira glass in the pocket idgaf

[cig lizzy @ciglizzy]

Ghettoblasting npr up first on my lime scooter

[cig lizzy @ciglizzy]

The concept of masculinity as a prison can be most easily defined by the range of view you have when taking a piss

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

[eyes closed, pinching the bridge of my nose] I don't know, fire the autocannons,, the.. [hand shooing] the railguns

[cig lizzy @ciglizzy]

My old man just called the song i recommended “rarified air”. Doesn’t get much better than this

[Haydn, 🇵🇸 @bilbosfootcomb]

Frank Herbert

[Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard @cointelprostate]

(Completely unaware that I died for 3 full minutes in my sleep last night) I’ve been good today I can finish this whole 6 pack

[dead, again @mothmortem]

daddy this mommy that i don’t fucking care. i’m not your parent. i am a fucking hurricane. i’m a sharp object. i’m a corrosive chemical. i am also 5 years old, it’s still winter in my mind, and i’m painfully alone.

[cig lizzy @ciglizzy]

i vote in my local elections and i do not modify my orders at taco bell

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

(sitting on a couch staring at a tv that’s playing a compilation of every decision I’ve ever made)

Ah, a testament to my feebleness.

Oh I remember this one, my feebleness was guiding me.

Interesting, how feeble of me.

Yep. Testament to my feebleness.

Feeble again, of course

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Top 10 badass moments of solitude in my studio apartment

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

I’d be an amazing court eunuch if it weren’t for this bigass piece I got swinging around down there lol