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🔞 | random rants/retweets

[ᵍⁱˢˢᵉˡ ���🍷• @goldivvy]

a ésta hermana la han arrestado más veces por defender la humanidad que a los pederastas que siguen en cargos políticos aprobando que bombardeén civiles, realmente vivimos en el infierno

[zee @zee63365234]

can everyone please just get higher self esteem you can literally still be insecure just have a backbone

[muskan @theskyaddictt]

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[miia @miiagarro]

i wish there was a more intense way to express my emotions than crying. i want to burst into flames

[Mohammed @jusstmohammed]

That moment, i’m still living it

[owa @ST4RS4LIGNED]

i must’ve thanked my lucky stars too much

[mesh @AssemblyRoti]

shopee reviews are so dumb bro "product well received" your mother la cb

[☆ @THEUN1VRSE]

Being a regular at a spot is fire they be so happy to see you

[oziọma @rsvptemple]

“two wrongs don’t make a right.”

baby I wasn’t trying to make a right.
i was trying to make two wrongs.

[mila 🦢 EDRTWT @lastgrlon_earth]

why does my stomach have the nerve to growl when the fat is literally right there for it to eat

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

and to my grandkids i leave 64 playlists i curated based on a specific feeling or experience

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

why is there never an outbreak of something nice

[tara @wokeispunk]

i didn’t know the night at the museum fandom was this big LMAOO

[brian @brianonhere]

taxi driver told me how he sometimes calls his brother’s korean restaurant to ask for a pizza and almost drove off the road he was laughing so hard

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

As a childless woman in her 50s, I’m not saying I treat my cat like a child but I did spend 20 minutes explaining to her this morning that the reason no one likes her is because she insists on punching other cats in the face if they look at her funny.

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

May you encounter a bison.

[arnayyy ☆ 🍎🥧 @arnielf_9]

"?" 😭😭😭😭😭

[Trev @Tokyo_Trev]

I am not sending a video on why I think I am the perfect fit for the job. You can go to hell with your vacancy

[Wabi Sabi @TheWabiSabiLife]

Some things never change