Mon

potato with a dream

[Mon @cincodemonica]

As a surgeon, I do believe I give my eyebrow lady excellent retraction

[IPVS - International Papillomavirus Society @IPVSociety]

Read on The Laryngoscope a #meta-analysis about the added value of adjuvant #HPV vaccination for patients with recurrent respiratory papillomatosis in increasing time between surgeries & decreasing the number of surgical procedures required https://t.co/xO2owBNgA8
@anusha_ponduri

[Mon @cincodemonica]

@AmericanAir just cancelled our third flight in a row :) never flying American again #wewanttovacation

[Mon @cincodemonica]

Just read through my old tweets and I was really funny
What happened

[Mon @cincodemonica]

@YourVoiceMD True

[Mon @cincodemonica]

The only thing keeping society together is the All Star celebrity game #bringkevinhartback

[Mon @cincodemonica]

@Joee_Schmo Why are you retiring?

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse]

The Taco Bell drive thru at 1 am will have a $200k Mercedes S65 waiting right behind a ‘96 Cavalier that’s never had the oil changed followed by a moped ridden by three people. All craving the same thing: to Live Más. Truly the last great melting pot of class in this country.

[Mon @cincodemonica]

Can’t wait for my Instagram discover tab to go back to memes and food after my wedding

[Mark Takano @MarkTakano]

BIG NEWS: I’ve just introduced legislation in Congress calling for a four-day work week. It’s well past time that Americans have more time to live their lives, and not just work. Retweet if you agree, we need to make this a reality.

[Mon @cincodemonica]

@guirguis_dave @Einstein_Oto Does this mean I have stop tweeting annoying things at work

[Mon @cincodemonica]

Me: “Another day at work, another cockroach out of the ear”

@byoussef41: “So proud of you,
You’re always doing amazing work”

Lol thanks, this is why I keep him around

[Dr. Shadowgazer @DShadowgazer]

doctors will work like 21 days straight and then get a half day off and act like it’s a full on vacation lol NOT NORMAL

[Chandan Khandai, MD @chandan_khandai]

So basically residency

[Jocelyn J. Fitzgerald MD @jjfitzgeraldMD]

I read somewhere recently that men are evaluated on their potential, but women are evaluated on their outcomes and I just cannot stop thinking about it

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

me: *puts item in the bagging area*

robot: “PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA”

me:

[chance @chanceposts]

if you’re fully vaccinated, the cdc says you can release your inhibitions and feel the rain on your skin

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Jill and I extend warm wishes to all of our friends in the Orthodox Christian community observing Easter. https://t.co/JP8hmvMNuX