Jay H. Millard

Nobody likes a funny tax guy, but I am one anyway.

[Jay H. Millard @cincytaxman]

@macrotradecn 以下是分析结果！

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[Jesse Kelly @JesseKellyDC]

WNBA players refusing to play if they don’t get more money is like when your wife threatens to quit talking to you.

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

Nick Fuentes is Donnie Brasco.

Almost any ex con can see that shit from a mile away.

House of cards. He who has ears.

[Denny Burk @DennyBurk]

Celtics coach Joe Mazzulla is asked how he felt about the royal family attending a game.

Coach: “Jesus, Mary, and Joseph?”

Reporter: “The Prince and Princess of Wales.”

Coach: “No, I only know one royal family. I don’t know too much about that one.”

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

I just told Mike Johnson in conference that I’m cosponsoring the Motion to Vacate that was introduced by @RepMTG.

He should pre-announce his resignation (as Boehner did), so we can pick a new Speaker without ever being without a GOP Speaker.

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

116 people have been shot and killed in Chicago so far in 2024.

Not one of you motherfuckers have uttered a word.

Some piece of shit in a ski mask opens fire on the police, gets yeeted, and it’s LaWd hAvE mErCy!!!! mY oPpReSsiOn!!!

If you shoot at the police, you will get shot the fuck up.

I’m not sure how this is still surprising people.

Southside Chicago is a crime riddled shit hole and the only reason ANY of you care about Dexter Reed is because he was killed by a cop and not a black guy.

Killing a black person is like saying ‘nigga.’ It’s perfectly fine as long as you are black. 🤷🏻‍♂️

‘aMiRi iS a RaCiSt!!!!’

No. I’m a father, an American, and I give a fuck.

According to a Boston Criminology study, a person living around Garfield Park is 3.23 times more likely to die from a bullet than soldiers that were deployed to Afghanistan.

In what capacity is this acceptable?

93.9% of firearm-related homicide victims in Chicago are young black men.

Why are we not talking about this?

pOLiCe bAd!!! wHiTe PiPo bAd!!!

What fucking planet am I on.

[Country Roads Trust @CountryRdsTrust]

Thank you, Josh, for being a loyal Mountaineer all these years.

[Benji Newman @acebenji]

If it’s God’s will, it will happen. If it’s not, He has a better plan.

[Benji Newman @acebenji]

I pray my relationship with God gets even better in 2024.

[Christ is King @ChristisKing]

God keeps providing. God is so good.

[Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth]

I'd imagine the DOJ interviewing Joe Biden went something like this...

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[Jay H. Millard @cincytaxman]

@JonathanKMartin Stacy Smith

[Jimmy Failla @jimmyfailla]

Biden told White House aides he turned down the Super Bowl interview because he doesn’t like bowling and hates that they make you rent the shoes.

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

If Patriot Front was actually a real organic white supremacy group, the media would be all over this story to expose every member and ruin their lives.

The fact that this is NOT happening confirms they are Feds.

[West By God Virginia @WestByGodWV]

This would be incredible for any researchers who has discovered this, but the fact that it came from WVU should make us all proud. Literal life changing research.

[Jimmy Failla @jimmyfailla]

The most shocking news out of Iowa is that we got election results in one night.

[Jed Drenning @TheSignalCaller]

Fifteen-plus years ago I was trained on an Alzheimer’s therapy and have monitored this space with hope ever since. This is *BIG* news right on the home front at @WVURNI -- the same incredibly talented folks who performed my wife’s craniotomy in 2020. Stand proud, West Virginia …