Ballbag

[Ballbag @civillizedslave]

@farman4x Watch?

[Hillbilly @JamesHu27192912]

A little old lady had always dreamed of running with a motorcycle gang, so one afternoon she walked right up to the local clubhouse and banged on the door.

A towering, heavily tattooed biker with a bushy beard answered. She looked up at him and announced boldly, "I want to join your club."

Amused, the biker crossed his arms. "Well, granny, you’ve got guts, but you’ve got to meet our entry requirements first. Tell me, do you have a motorcycle?"

"Yep," the old lady replied, pointing to a wicked, custom-flamed black Harley chopper idling down the driveway.

"Alright," the biker said, raising an eyebrow. "Do you drink?"

"Like a fish," she snapped. "I’ll drink any man in this clubhouse under the table before midnight."

"Do you smoke?" he asked.

"Smoke like a chimney," she answered without missing a beat. "Four packs of cigarettes, three joints during the day, and a couple of fat cigars every evening while I’m running the pool table."

Thoroughly impressed, the biker grinned. "One last question... have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

The little old lady paused to think for a moment, then replied:

"Nope... but I’ve been swung around by my nipples a few times!"

[Mike Wojtaluk @72mikmik]

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[Ballbag @civillizedslave]

@Peter_Night @robinmonotti The n STFU, the only thing you know, is that you don't know shit!

[Hillbilly @JamesHu27192912]

A husband and wife were in the middle of a heated argument.

"Honestly," the husband shouted, "I would've been so much better off staying single!"

The wife crossed her arms and snapped back, "Well, I should have listened to my mother all those years ago!"

The husband stopped in his tracks. "Wait a minute... what exactly did your mother say?"

"She told me, 'Don't marry that guy!'" the wife retorted smugly.

The husband froze, blinked in realization, and let out a long, wistful sigh:

"Wow... all these years I thought your mother hated me. Turns out she was trying to save my life!"

[Ballbag @civillizedslave]

Says a lot.

[WindTalker @nmlinguaphile]

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[Ballbag @civillizedslave]

@Peter_Night @robinmonotti Prove it then!

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

We could cancel every Flock contract tomorrow, and the surveillance problem remains, because a competitor takes the contract the next day.

The fix isn't a boycott of one vendor. It's a warrant requirement.

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[DD Geopolitics @DD_Geopolitics]

The oil Trump is stealing from Venezuela is apparently now a “gift from Venezuela to the people of the United States.”

A country whose president was abducted and which has just endured two devastating earthquakes is supposedly “gifting” its natural resources to the self-proclaimed “richest country on Earth.”

Calling resources taken under these circumstances a “gift” is grotesque.

Absolutely vile but it’s what we expect from the USA these days.

[Ballbag @civillizedslave]

Retarded

[Electroverse @Electroversenet]

Europe calls biomass "clean" but the reality is brutal.

To power its "green transition," the EU is burning millions of tons of wood pellets every year, shipped in from the US and Canada.

Europe is cutting down forests halfway around the world, grinding them into pellets and shipping them across the Atlantic to burn in its power stations.

Unsurprisingly, the total emissions here are higher than simply burning coal, according to peer-reviewed studies by the EU's own scientific advisors. But countries like the UK, Denmark and the Netherlands do it anyway, because it technically counts as zero carbon emissions.

Burning forests and calling it "green" isn't climate policy, it's creative accounting.

[Ballbag @civillizedslave]

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[Nicolas Hulscher, MPH @NicHulscher]

A BOMBSHELL study just found that a SINGLE dose of a newly discovered frog-gut bacterium ERADICATES 100% of cancerous tumors within days in mice.

The natural bacterium Ewingella americana selectively targets, colonizes, and terminates tumors WITHOUT toxicity.

When they re-introduced cancer into the cured animals... the tumors COULD NOT GROW.

[Ballbag @civillizedslave]

Good stuff

[Educated in Law @EducatedinLaw]

IRS has a few questions:
1. "Do you work in the United States?"
2. "Do you own a trade or business?"
3. "Were you paid any wages in 2026?"
4. "Do you have employees?"

All are a firm 'no' for most people and business owners bc of special federal definitions.

Answers:
1. United States is usually a thing in the Title 26/the tax-code. To work in United States is to work for United States.
2. Trade or Business means to perform the functions of a public office. 26 USC 7701 (26) https://t.co/VVBdsxo8Cm
3. Wages is payments to employees, which is defined as people who hold govt office and corporate officers. https://t.co/NajFVgXskd (a) then (c). Also see 26 USC 3121 which relates to work in United States - meaning the thing/the govt itself.
4. Employees are govt office holders and corporate officers. https://t.co/NajFVgXskd

To review, with respect to the federation/federal income-tax, most people don't work in (for) United States. Most entrepreneurs do not have a trade-or-business. Most people have NEVER received 'wages' but they have received money for their work. Most companies don't have employees.

The tax code is 10,000 pages, but only a few definitions show the income tax is mis-applied to regular pay by people and businesses due to a massive campaign of lies and implications.

Still reading?
Citizen and resident of the United States are both government roles. Like a resident at a hospital, resident means a role. Citizen is an office of the government per Obama in his farewell speech. https://t.co/cLivEDZSMV

We don't have residences. We are not 'individuals'. We are not persons; we are people.

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[Ballbag @civillizedslave]

Tup

[Growing Up Retro @GrowingUpRetro]

Things are so different from when I was raised that sometimes it feels like we didn’t just grow up in another decade.

We grew up in another world.

Back in my day, you could disappear inside a Toys “R” Us with a folded birthday card containing twenty bucks and feel like you had serious financial decisions to make.

Back in my day, getting a pizza delivered meant somebody had to find the restaurant’s phone number, call an actual human being, and explain where you lived.

Back in my day, you didn’t know what your school picture looked like until an envelope came home weeks later, and whatever face you made was now permanently part of family history.

Back in my day, your dad could spend 45 minutes talking to somebody he “knew from somewhere” while you stood there holding a bag and wondering if you were ever going home.

Back in my day, the Sears Christmas Wish Book could keep a kid occupied longer than an iPad ever could.

Back in my day, we didn’t track packages. You mailed away cereal box proofs, forgot about them, and six weeks later something magical appeared in the mailbox.

Back in my day, Friday night meant walking the video store aisles hoping the movie you wanted wasn’t already rented.

Back in my day, photographs were expensive enough that nobody took 37 pictures trying to get one good one.

You got one.

Eyes closed?

Too bad.

And maybe that’s what I miss most.

Nothing was instant.

Nothing was perfectly documented.

Nothing followed us everywhere.

We waited.

We wondered.

We got bored.

We figured things out.

And somehow, with a whole lot less technology life felt like it had a whole lot more living in it.

[Dustin Straight @Carnage2469]

Dark humor anyone?

[Mr. Pool @MrPool_QQ]

🔻 6,321 CURES LOCKED IN A VAULT FOR 73 YEARS. NOT ANYMORE.

Executive Order 14263. Signed at 11:47 PM on a Friday night. No press conference. No cameras. Uploaded to the Federal Register while America slept.

Title: "Restoring Medical Innovation Through Patent Transparency."

Translation: THEY'RE RELEASING EVERYTHING.

Since 1951, the Invention Secrecy Act gave the government power to classify ANY patent deemed a "national security threat." The inventor couldn't build it. Couldn't publish it. Couldn't tell a soul. Penalty: 2 years federal prison.

As of 2025 — 6,321 active secrecy orders. Nobody knew what was inside.

I know what's inside.

Patent #3,170,846 — Royal Rife's beam ray frequency device. Targeted cancer cells at their resonant frequency. Shattered them like glass. 16 terminal patients treated in 1934. ALL 16 recovered. The AMA destroyed him.

Patent #4,665,898 — Antoine Priore's electromagnetic plasma device. Cured cancer in lab animals with 100% success rate. The French military classified it. Then it disappeared.

Patent #5,908,444 — Bioelectric regeneration. Dr. Robert Becker proved electrical currents could regrow severed limbs in mammals. The Army funded it. He refused to weaponize it. They buried him.

ALL OF THEM ARE COMING OUT.

The order gives the USPTO 120 days to begin declassification. The countdown started May 31.

97 DAYS REMAIN.

Do you understand what $1.48 TRILLION per year buys? It buys silence. It buys secrecy orders. It buys the classification of every device that could make their drugs obsolete.

Frequency healing. Bioelectric regeneration. Light-based cellular repair. Resonance therapy. ALL OF IT was invented, patented, proven — and LOCKED by the same people who sold you chemotherapy at $150,000 per treatment.

I was told by a contact inside the USPTO that the first batch drops in August. Category 7-B: "Electromagnetic Therapeutic Apparatus." 847 devices. Some do in 12 minutes what chemotherapy fails to do in 12 months.

Your mother didn't have to die. Your father didn't have to suffer. Your children were injected with things that REWIRED their nervous systems.

They told you the MedBed was a lie. They told you Tesla's frequency work was destroyed in 1943. They told you Royal Rife's machine was a fraud. ALL THREE WERE MOVED TO THE SAME FACILITY.

97 days. The countdown is public. The patents are numbered. The cures are REAL.

And every person who kept them locked — every FDA director, every pharma CEO, every congressman who took the money — is now on the wrong side of an Executive Order with a DEADLINE.

Your mother didn't have to die. But the next mother WILL LIVE.

♟ The suppression doesn't end with a revolution. It ends with a PDF download.

Share this until every parent in America sees it.

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[Ballbag @civillizedslave]

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[Mopar Logic @Mopar_Logic]

Boom

[Ballbag @civillizedslave]

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[The Laundry Mat @_TheLaundryMat]

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[Alternative News @AlternatNews]

No more seizure of ships by the English. They only dare to pirate a helpless ship.

Helicopters and machine gun soldiers on steroids against drunken sailors.

Not anymore. The Russian Navy has taken over the English Channel.

The large anti-submarine ship Admiral Levchenko escorted the sanctioned vessels General Skobelev and Sparta. The group was joined by the frigate Neustrashimy.

Now the English are quiet like a mouse. The English lion roars loudest if the enemy has no weapons.

[Ballbag @civillizedslave]

@short_cz @JamieScaddan @RichardGage_911 Pay attention.

[Richard Gage, AIA, Architect @RichardGage_911]

A message from architect Richard Gage, AIA: