Chryssy

UH ‘21 🐾

[Chryssy @cjanoschak]

It’s not a full face of makeup if you don’t have on lashes. I said what I said.

[nani . 🐐 @bbgnani]

we outside.. but after summer classes & work . 🤣🤣

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

sorry i can’t talk right now I’m doing hot girl shit (6 loads of laundry bc i was too depressed for 2 weeks)

[Benjamin Hayman @BenDHayman]

@Whataburger when will the breakfast burger be coming back? I miss it sooooo much 🥺

[Riley @rileyybrookee]

Just in case you missed it, I get to marry my best friend 🥺💗

[Thinkwert @Thinkwert]

Every raccoon is either planning a heist or in the middle of a heist.

[Chryssy @cjanoschak]

I am never allowed to stop at Target on the way home from therapy again.

[Alissa Rumsey, MS, RD, CDN, CSCS (she/her) @alissarumseyRD]

A child is 242 times more likely to have an eating disorder than they are to have type 2 diabetes.

Yet the vast majority of our public health education is spent warning parents (and kids) about “childhood obesity”.

Why? Fatphobia (not health).

[Chryssy @cjanoschak]

@yeahimtifferent Vanilla soy milk! Mix it with a little hazelnut syrup and it makes the perfect French vanilla latte

[Chryssy @cjanoschak]

My last chance to enter the #MTNDEWMAJORMELON count, so here we go: 568 Let me know how I did. Have you counted yet? Check out the pinned tweet on @MountainDew. #MyPromotionEntry Rules: https://t.co/5OxNJbfWZw

[Chryssy @cjanoschak]

Second time’s the charm. There are 744 bottles of #MTNDEWMAJORMELON in this ad. Think you can count better? Go to the pinned tweet on @MountainDew. #MyPromotionEntry Rules: https://t.co/5OxNJbfWZw

[Chryssy @cjanoschak]

I counted 248 #MTNDEWMAJORMELON bottles in the @MountainDew ad. And for a million dollars, you should, too. How’d I do, Dew? #MyPromotionEntry Rules: https://t.co/5OxNJbfWZw

[taish @taishakmakainai]

I saw a tweet that said “I feel like I’m constantly worrying about the next part of my life without realizing that I’m right in the middle of what I used to look forward to” and I felt that.

[luvr grl @itslesliegloria]

“soooo many businesses would go under if the minimum wage is raised”

so you agree? that companies rely on the exploitation of their employees to sustain themselves?

[Punky Mantilla 🍄‍🟫 @PunkyMantilla]

I saw this on FB and it's the best food pantry donation list I've ever seen. Usually posts like this either end up shaming the donor for what they do or don't give, or shaming the receiver for what they do or don't choose to eat.

As a former pantry employee, I endorse!

[adison @ummm_uhhh]

Cannot think of an activity more desirable than Getting Coffee and Walking Around

[Catherine Piotrowski @catherinepio17]

There is a direct correlation between being a girl obsessed with Disney and owning crocs and you cannot convince me otherwise. Find me a Disney girl that isn’t also obsessed with crocs. You can’t.

[Kathleen Tarrant @thekathleent]

I am not looking forward to all the "lose that quarantine weight" New Year bullshit that's about to drop, so here's a reminder - your body has been processing so much stress and trauma that if you are alive and healthy you are good. Your body is good as it is. You are good.

[Chryssy @cjanoschak]

@Awesome_Adam98 Okay yeah but I know so many people that are obsessed with green bean casserole. This doesn’t surprise me at all

[Brandon Calvillo @BJCalvillo]

“Biden’s votes are only going up because they keep counting ballots.”

Yes that’s.....literally how an election works......