I deClaire

just noise coming out of an ugly scientist

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[LL Cool Tweet @LLcoooltweet]

Doing this with a pierogi in Lake Erie

[trash jones @jzux]

when i say i’ve got that dog in me i mean him

[Matt Wagenius @mattwagenius]

There is a chill in the air... soup season is almost here.

[John @johnnywizzz3]

Making my rounds.

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

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[I deClaire @clairehubert7]

The original diamond of the season

[Chance @chanceisloud]

My hometown had a city council meeting about changing the city flag and it turned into an episode of Parks and Rec

[I deClaire @clairehubert7]

@merrillkaye

[Slim Jim 🚀 @SlimJim]

Free him

[I deClaire @clairehubert7]

The Chicks made murder catchy and belt-able(Goodbye Earl) and “calm down” a comforting phrase (Julianna Calm Down). How do they do it

[I deClaire @clairehubert7]

@sambradylol I guess that’s true

[I deClaire @clairehubert7]

@sambradylol Sam’s hot takes that make me question our friendship

1. Hates melted cheese
2. Now hates all of music?

Honestly are you trying to be a villain? You sound like a cartoon villain that they didn’t even attempt to give any redeemable qualities.

[I deClaire @clairehubert7]

@sambradylol I’m so glad you cleared this up because I was very curious

[I deClaire @clairehubert7]

🌈✨depression shopping✨🌈

[NPR @NPR]

U.S. shoppers are on track to spend more than $755 billion during this holiday shopping season in what's expected to be a new record despite the coronavirus recession.
https://t.co/CIAt8ZvPcW

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

Okay if people can consider some animals their friends, it shouldn’t be that weird to have animals that you consider your enemies.

[I deClaire @clairehubert7]

@cannabisandkale I haven’t seen any evidence based support of them honestly. I figured we had all just agreed to wear them as a metaphorical comfort blanket as we slowly progress to the sedentary people from wall-e 🤷🏻‍♀️

[I deClaire @clairehubert7]

I think our generation is going to be better at not losing our “readers” when we get older because we started practicing with blue light glasses in our 20’s.

[NPR @NPR]

For a look at the top states and races to watch, as well as additional context, check out our viewer's guide to election night: https://t.co/v7hd8hJQpO

[I deClaire @clairehubert7]

I really just want a 2 hour movie of Stanley Tucci and Patricia Clarkson as parents in a kitchen