Richard Marriott

Who gives a shit?

[Richard Marriott @clambr]

Slightly hit sideways and chased down a few alleys but alive

[Richard Marriott @clambr]

“Why don’t you just get a job?” https://t.co/PZ0YZbWo8L

[Richard Marriott @clambr]

There is no spoon

[Richard Marriott @clambr]

@ahrefs Believing that google will still rank you if you don’t have display ads making them money. #monopoly

[Richard Marriott @clambr]

@elonmusk I hope you know Sarah Connor’s address…

[Richard Marriott @clambr]

UFO could just be a Chinese Lantern but look how windy it is 🤔. Surely a Chinese lantern wouldn’t last this long? Now it has moved even further from the moon.

[Richard Marriott @clambr]

UFO by the moon. Sighting from Phuket, Thailand. 👽🛸

[Richard Marriott @clambr]

UFO has now moved further away from the moon.

[Richard Marriott @clambr]

Black Mirror season 3 episode 1 “Nosedive” with Bryce Dallas Howard is a constant reminder why you should NEVER get sucked into the dopamine highs of social media. Life is amazing after you DELETE.

[Musk Quotes @muskQu0tes]

“For Twitter to deserve public trust, it must be politically neutral, which effectively means upsetting the far right and the far left equally” — @elonmusk

[Richard Marriott @clambr]

@ZssBecker Mushroom mushroom

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When will this child abuse stop?

[Jack North @realjacknorth]

Good ol' Mickey D's, ruining skinny women since 1955.

[Richard Marriott @clambr]

@realjacknorth Hold up. That ain’t no dude

[Richard Marriott @clambr]

@realjacknorth Trying to imagine the thought process this dude went through in order to lie to himself and to the masses so audaciously with this tweet. Ultimately, I feel sorry for whoever sleeps next to him at night.

[Richard Marriott @clambr]

@realjacknorth Yeah, defos A. I’m sure he also bottles his own farts and will open them in his darkest moments to whiff his memories back to when he tweeted this “masterpiece”

[Richard Marriott @clambr]

You know the world’s going to shit when Lurpak costs 5 pounds at Sainsbury’s.

[Richard Marriott @clambr]

@rickygervais Cats taste better when they’re shaved

[Jack North @realjacknorth]

@clambr Take it from the expert - put your gerbil on a leash.

[Richard Marriott @clambr]

I like gerbils.