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@jzux This is Linda. She needs her beauty rest.

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@MeganAttridgeMD My dad was stationed in Japan when I and my siblings were babies. My toddler sister got swept away in a crowd at a festival and a stranger picked her up and held her on his shoulders so my parents could spot her. She was hundreds of feet away.

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@RealEmirHan A royal wedding. All numbers but especially this one.

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@carson_crosby I really thought this was a fellowship burrito

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@injunshay Oxy clean takes out mud blood and poo, lighter fluid for sap

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@DarthCydiouss Correction: the Relief society WAS a women’s organization until the 1960s and correlation when it was subsumed by the church and lost control of its membership, holdings, budget, publications and other printed materials. Now it is simply an auxiliary to a men’s organization.

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@juliakochmoore @PetreRaleigh Literally got fired from a part-time summer job at Baskin-Robbins because the manager found out I had another gig.

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@GovernorLittle @GregAbbott_TX Don’t include me in your sedition. Fund schools, veto book bans, and tell Abbot to pack sand.

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@RealEmirHan Kindred on Hulu

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@AniseNot Family names that coincide with characters from my favorite plays.

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@AniseNot A friend had two boys named Colby and Jack. I suggested Brie if she ended up having a girl.

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@bandherbooks @allieiswriting This whole scene

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[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

😳 WATCH — UNC: “We are CURRENTLY in the middle of another shooting. I am DONE. We were just kicked out of our state legislature for demanding our politicians do literally fucking ANYTHING about this. Students are terrified to go to school… This is HELL.” (H/T @mfolunc @AGirlHasNoPres)

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

The Biden admin is revoking licenses from hundreds of firearm dealers in a significant escalation of federal law enforcement actions. https://t.co/rAYkQsiRl3

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@AllisonRFloyd This is Popcorn Linda, named by my kids. Her shelter name was Bailey.

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@Michelle_htimS @AllisonRFloyd Starsky in hutch lol

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@ConLawWarrior @fodderyfodder Best reply

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The grownup equivalent of “your epidermis is showing.”

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Y’all wanna hear the TRUE story of Nikki Haley?

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