nolan

full of joy and whimsy

[nolan @clarkedup]

listening to free bird at the gym in my headphones. song ended. take headphones off and guess what the gym is playing? free bird. god is real. hey siri how to work hip abductor. hip abductor. no. delete. delete.

[chase @_chase_____]

the first pair of socks you dirty up after doing the laundry feels like such a waste. they barely even got to live

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

Trump finding out the Knicks win streak is 13: im going to fuck it

[joe @BurdenBurner]

Lindor getting abducted by a UFO mid-game would probably not even crack the top 10 worst moments in Mets history

[annie @annieereadss]

Bi people in straight passing relationships are still Bi. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[CnchFitz @cnchfitz]

@ThrillaRilla369 "Poor men want to be rich, rich men want to be kings, and a king ain't satisfied 'till he owns everything." --Bruce Springsteen.

Sums up most of history.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

We’re obsessed with the idea that poor people might take more than they need, but we never question why the super rich are never satisfied with what they already have.

[nolan @clarkedup]

@FoolishBB my beloved

[Griff @deeptocenter]

I have a lot of respect for Foolish Baseball for being the only large MLB creator to take a stance against sports gambling and not promote it

[Griff @deeptocenter]

I have a lot of respect for Foolish Baseball for being the only large MLB creator to take a stance against sports gambling and not promote it

[Sam Olbur @SamOlbur]

Just another chicken tender basket outing for Colin Rea.

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

I love being the Baseball friend because I get to show normies the Nick Castellanos clip

[carl @CarlsBeef]

I feel like Mo-Baller’s dad. That’s how proud I am of this fat and lovable Venezuelan sensation. He’s my son.

[Dylan @notnotdylm]

broke: Michael Jackson movie
woke: movie about the unc who shot poison at the Janet Jackson concert

[nolan @clarkedup]

@crawlyscubs I just want red brims to come back!!

[nolan @clarkedup]

@RyanCohen24 Any chance you’re at PetCo tomorrow for Friars/Cubs?

[Guardskoto Yuki @guardsmaxxing]

Writing baseball rpf but the romance plot slowly gets dropped as it becomes clear the entire thing is just an excuse to write fanfiction about my team winning a World Series

[Cut4 @Cut4]

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (watching afternoon baseball)

[Eloy @EloyGarcia84]

*sometime in the future*

Son: Dad where did my name come from?

Me: Munetaka…have a seat

[Kyle Corwin @kylecorwintakes]

The thing about https://t.co/GUgOzXo5B1 is you're gonna see the same three commercials all game every game for the entire season and you're gonna like it

[nolan @clarkedup]

@timk1208 @TylerAki_ If you move your DH to the field, you lose your DH. Since 1972.

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

they should make a reverse moneyball movie about whoever's responsible for the mets situation right now