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how now brown cow

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: Iran Supreme Leader says, "the process of America's collapse has accelerated"

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@mehdirhasan voters overwhelmingly just want cheaper gas. Not 2 years of Washington political circle jerk investigations.

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@jjrudy41 @c8gorrilaz @SamQualls12 @BigZa2323 "they were caught" lol pretty sure anybody actually trying to do this doesn't post videos online about it.

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@ViciousPred4592 @cduhaime You simply don't know what you are talking about. You are simply doing the meme in the comments "... making discourse impossible... "

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@oelma__ Cabo

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@atypicalguy @MikeCalcara IMO Lexus drive/noise/experience is not even in the same ballpark as bmw x drive vehicles. Long term I would rather have the Lexus, but BMW x drives outclass most everything in ride comfort and feel... Until they break $$$$

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@linglingfool @run_bull_ "never.. any time soon" is wild

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@SotomayorJames @LangmanVince @grok I mean the entire question is whether Elon had anything to do with it?? The answer kinda matters when deciding whether he is "savage" or "should be rejected"

[Brandon Walker @BFW]

Loser of this game should have to give up hair dye for a year.

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@SilvercloudPC @LuciusTheOracle lol i have a good bit of Peter Millar stuff, but you are wild if you think selling these hoodies for 80$ nets them any kind loss.. manf cost for these is around 10-12$

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@RobProvince If psychologically thats what you needed thats all good. Logically however, investing and paying for a term life insurance policy to pay off the house in case of your death would have been the better play.

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@jamie_raskin Amazing it's only worth 28 mil

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@realtimsharp Shockingly moronic statement.

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@TravelingNomad9 @unusual_whales Yes... The IRS asked me to audit myself last year, after my thorough audit I told them everything was above board. They agreed.

[Alec Stapp @AlecStapp]

I thought the tweet below must be omitting some critical context or paraphrasing the text ungenerously.

But no, the NYT actually published an op-ed that claims the University of California hasn't sacrificed excellence even though it admits students who struggle with basic math.

[Sterling Snow @sterlingmsnow]

I reread this every year.

I cry like a baby every year.

Todd Beamer died a father, husband, and hero.

Todd: Hello… Operator… listen to me. I can’t speak very loud. This is an emergency. I’m a passenger on a United flight to San Francisco. Our plane has been hijacked.

Lisa: I understand. Can they see you?

Todd: No. There are three that we know of. They have knives — razor knives, like box cutters. Someone announced from the cockpit there was a bomb. It sounded fake.

Lisa: Your name?Todd: Todd Beamer. United Flight 93.Todd: They killed one passenger in first class. They forced most of us back. Fourteen of us here. Five flight attendants. The guy with the bomb ordered us to sit on the floor.

Lisa: Are you okay?

Todd: We’re going down… wait. No. We’re leveling off. We changed directions. We’re flying east again.

Todd: A guy named Jeremy called his wife. She told him two planes hit the World Trade Center. Lisa, is that true?

Lisa: I have to tell you the truth. It’s very bad. Both towers are gone. A third plane hit the Pentagon. Our country is under attack. I’m afraid your plane may be part of their plan.

Todd: Oh God. Lisa, will you do something for me? Call my wife and my kids. Promise me you’ll call.

Lisa: I promise.

Todd: Our home number is… You have the same name as my wife. Lisa. We’ve been married ten years. She’s pregnant with our third child. Tell her I love her. I’ll always love her. We have two boys — David, he’s 3, and Andrew, he’s 1. Tell them their daddy loves them and he is so proud of them. The baby is due January 12th. I saw an ultrasound. We still don’t know if it’s a girl or a boy.

Lisa: I’ll tell them. I promise, Todd.(Lisa patches in the FBI.)

Agent: Todd, your plane is on a course for Washington. Best guess is the White House or the Capitol.

Todd: I understand. I’ll be back.

Todd: Everyone knows this isn’t a normal hijacking. We have decided we will not be pawns in their plot.

Lisa: What are you going to do?

Todd: Four of us are going to rush the one with the bomb. Then the cockpit. A stewardess is getting boiling water. We’ll take them out.

Todd: Would you pray with me?They pray the Lord’s Prayer. Then: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for thou art with me.

Todd: God help me. Jesus help me.Are you guys ready? Let’s Roll.

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@CoreyBarrepgit @FrankLuntz Just curious, are you pro choice?

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@JohnNolancq97 @SaltyGoat17 But the people you described aren't supposed to vote...?

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@IAmTheKimmel @phinaphina80 You are either ignorant or more likely just a liar. Prior to this new law Doctors in Massachusetts (and all 50 states) could—and were legally obligated to—remove a deceased fetus at any stage of pregnancy, including the third trimester.

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@BinaShah So confidently wrong. Never cease to amaze