Bailey Lynn

Please be patient, I fear women

[ROCKET @RocketBullets]

@Seahawks @prattprattpratt NO SEAHAWKS ADMIN, DONT ABBREVIATE CHRIS PRATT

[. @playboicarti]

what time santa come...

[Bailey Lynn @classicbl]

I wish I could buy a shirt with snoopy chainsmoking and drinking a beer and the shirt says I’m not worried about it

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

eating a bug to impress my neighbor with down syndrome

[DRUSKI @druski]

That guy who ONLY comes to the club to Dance 😂😭😭😭

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

when the ibuprofen isn’t hitting so you follow it up with some acetaminophen #headache #realtalk

[Bailey Lynn @classicbl]

Sugar cookie candle so every guest gets their hopes up when they walk in

[Arwen @heavenleybody]

ai can’t do this. Can’t create this. This beauty. Raw

[Chis @turbochis]

(unemployed gf)
[12PM]:
Good morning
*picture of a cat*
*picture of a cat*
*picture of an opossum screaming*
honestly so me,
also,
i am actually so sad right now.

(me, at the oil rig) Fuck. God fucking damn it. Fuck my ass. Fuck me. I'm going to die here. I'm going to die

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

The plan:
- 18 Guinnesses with the fellas
- talk to ZERO women
- touchtunes creed
- run the pool table
- lose badly at pool because I’m cross eyed drunk
- airplay my hudl on the bar TV
- Uber eats $121 worth of pizza
- pass out with the lights on
- sleep through my Uber eats

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Daily Brain Workout:
2 sets of counting to ten. 2 sets of alphabet. 10 minutes of trying to spell restiront. Then list animals until failure

[Bailey Lynn @classicbl]

Calzones are peak. Not arguing with anybody

[Bailey Lynn @classicbl]

Teaching my hypothetical son healthy competition by going band for band

[young cassanova @youngcasssanova]

Friday night recap:

Beers: 10+
Talked to women: 0
Check weather app: 7

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

sighing loudly when the boring guy shares at AA

[Seton Hall Student @sacketology]

Rudolph if it wasn’t foggy on that one Christmas Eve