Deedee Carman

Too hairy for the city, not hairy enough for the country. Cynico-hopefullist

[Deedee Carman @classicdeedee]

@BlueJays omg his little hop at the end of the pitch

[Deedee Carman @classicdeedee]

@shelearn @JesseBrown Nothing says I’m sorry like a ChatGPT apology 🤨

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

From Canada’s Team to Team Canada 🍁

Good Luck, #CANMNT ‼️

#FIFAWorldCup 🏆⚽️

[khalil Erigavo @khalilErigavo]

Since Africa’s best ref Omar Artan is all over Twitter today, it’s worth remembering that Wavin’ Flag the 2010 World Cup song and one of the greatest football anthems ever was also by Somali artist @KNAAN 🇸🇴🇸🇴

[Deedee Carman @classicdeedee]

@Canadian2112 @katemckenna8 The article explains that his grandparents emigrated from Co.Mayo in 1925, where their families had neighbouring farms. Charming story, but you wouldn’t know that because you didn’t read it. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

Oh please. If Nick Clegg wanted to expose the dark underbelly of Silicon Valley he could breach his NDA & dish the dirt.

Instead he pocketed an alleged $100m & is laundering his reputation with assistance from UK media

[Deedee Carman @classicdeedee]

@Rush2Deborah @LouiseMensch @hughlaurie @jan_murray The Night Manager, with Tom Hiddleston too

[Marit Stiles @MaritStiles]

Doug Ford gets an F.

The legislature sat for 29 days this year.

Doug Ford used that time to buy a jet, try to take over Billy Bishop, and restrict FOI requests to hide his records.

He didn't fix a single thing for people struggling with rent, groceries, or gas.

The Ontario NDP will keep fighting for solutions to make life more affordable.

[RTÉ News @rtenews]

Irish reporter and social media influencer Caolan Robertson has been awarded an Order of Merit by Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky
https://t.co/s7fm2zygKg

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

Polite reminder. Trump & Brexit are not 2 different things. They are the same thing. Same companies. Same data. Same Facebook. Same Russians. Same Cambridge Analytica. Same Robert Mercer. Same Steve Bannon. Same Breitbart. Same Alexander Nix. Same Donald Trump. Same Nigel Farage.

[Steve Schmidt @SteveSchmidtSES]

“Trump has wrecked it. He has debased the People’s House with the aesthetic sensibilities of a pimp turned bankrupt casino operator and reality television performer, who confuses excess for greatness and spectacle for dignity. It’s appalling.”

https://t.co/0uuBcGPL2B

[Blue Raspberry Grower @notthatkhalid]

Fuck off, unless there’s a story like this about how much the military loses, this is just manufacturing consent for further privatization of public services

[Scott Robertson @sarobertson_]

PM Carney: "This is an observation from experience. In these separation issues it is often advanced that 'Vote for this and we will strengthen our hand in future negotiation.' That is a very dangerous bluff. I saw firsthand what happened in the UK, they're still trying to undo what people didn't think they were voting for but what they ended up having."

[John Fraser @JohnFraserOS]

We all knew it would happen!

@fordnation has shut down FOIs across government.

The Greenbelt, Skills Development, the Air Rights Scandal , his luxury private jet. The list goes on…

He’s keeping it all behind closed doors.

Just too many scandals to keep track of.

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

"There's no way you can write a ten page paper without chatGPT"
WE COULD LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN HUMAN HISTORY WITHOUT CHATGPT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

[Deedee Carman @classicdeedee]

@shelearn Thanks for sharing!

[Courtney Theriault @cspotweet]

"Do not be fooled by her deathbed conversion last night, in which she said 'I'm fighting for Canada'- because let's be clear, she will not lift one finger to help the remain side in this ridiculous referendum- she's put it on us., she's making us do the work, we are proud to do that work."

AB NDP leader Naheed Nenshi reacting to Premier Smith's address and referendum question.

[Steve Futterman @sfutterman]

AMAZING VIDEO outside Stephen Colbert theater. A chalk message on Broadway in front of the theater, praising Colbert and criticizing President Trump and CBS is washed away. #StephenColbert

[Mike Angelle ⬛⬜⬛⬜⬛⬜ @trainofangels00]

Let’s finally put this tired MAGA fantasy to rest:

the U.S. has never militarily protected Canada — not once, not ever.

Canada has never been invaded by a foreign power in modern history, and we have certainly never asked the U.S. to ride in like some self-appointed saviour.

In fact, the only time American troops showed up on our soil in force was during the War of 1812 (Confederation wasn't even born yet) — when they tried to invade and conquer us and got their asses handed to them by a militia, First Nations warriors, and British forces.

The colonies defended themselves.

And, furthermore to facts, NORAD is a joint defense partnership, NOT American charity.

Yet the MAGA base keeps repeating this crap that “if it wasn’t for us, Canada would be gone.”

No. We never begged for your protection, we never needed it, and we sure as hell don’t owe you for a fantasy scenario that exists only in your heads.

Canada stands on its own.

Always has.

🇨🇦

#canpoli