🚨 BREAKING ANIMAL NEWS 🚨
The man hunt for Barney begins IMMEDIATELY
Kindly bring his brain to me so we can find out why he’s so fat and a prick. Surgeons, YOU have the advantage today!
Bringing him to me as he is will result in a lobotomy instead.
Bounty: A lot
@ClassifiedD4ta 🚨 BREAKING ANIMAL NEWS 🚨
Kind rabbit shows that they are not true evil by committing an act of generosity 💓
Pizza party to be held if Hospital employees don’t wank in the hallways ✅🎉🍕
I will be directly donating 5 animal coins for this cause 🤞💸
If everyone performs well this week, a big Pizza party might be held.
No, not those pathetic thin slices for everyone. Full Pizza slices that everyone will have and can take doubles of as they'll be multiple Pizzas.
There will be veggie options too.
I.e. if performed well.